Hey Moooom!! Why Do These People Have A Picture Of You?!

(Remember when I said this? Well, I LIED)

(Hey tumblr mobile, can we please pleeeeeeease add custom font color options?? I'm very lazy to keep retroactively changing them so I might stop)

Annnnnd you gotta do it now! Me and mom will be watching <3

You know what if this post gets 10,000 notes i will actually try to better my mental health

You see its impossible because none of my posts get over 10 notes

So... They are lying to us all this time just to sell things??

Wait, if they are lying about that then what else are-

ARE ALL HOLIDAYS FAKE?!

<p><span style="color:#364870">...How do epilepsy and bee-keeping relate to valentines...? I mean, I guess honey makes sense, but epilepsy??</span></p><p><span style="color:#364870">I literally just learned of this holiday! And now it's confusing me--</span></p>

Ah, is the saint's fault!

And Chaucer's, of course... But so many-many things are Chaucer's fault, anyway, so...

Saints are patrons of stuff, in Christianity. Sometimes this stuff has to do with their lives, sometimes not. Lils knows of Valentine's healing-the-blind-daughter-of-his-jailer-thing, but yet he be the patron saint of epilepsy instead, which is funn-y!

Anyway, the connection of Valentine's day to romance an' love is a contrivance of the High Middle Ages, propagated by this Chaucer guy! An' he might've been inspired by the Lupercalia thingy, Lils thinks. Chaucer do be the kind to weave prior traditions in his fantasy of observances.

An' then commercialisation came, an' Valentine's spread from the United Kingdom to all the places the United Kingdom touched!

Point is, Sei-ka, that Valentine's Day has very-very little to do with Valentinus the Roman martyr. Is anachronistic embellishments, for the most part! Valentinus the martyr is patron saint of beekeepers an' epilepsy an' fainting, but Valentine's Day the commercialised, secular Hallmark holiday is day of love!

I would, but I'm not sure we know each other that well...

I saw something about Bonnie and Bonnie used a bunny so maybe bunnies...?

But you also give me mom's vibes, so maybe it's a cat too...!

Nope! It was birds~!

The space fish is because mom made me some as pets!! Then it's not as lonely

I like to watch them float around 😄

...The name is, a very long story-

Well, it was a good guess i guess (hehehe)

I do like birdies.

50 likes!

A bunch of them were mom tho- Maybe this is cheating...? Naaaaah!!

(Ah damn, I was thinking guinea fowl!)

A Ruffed Grouse perhaps?

I am not American.

It is A GROUSE, though. Just a different one.

Yeah I don't get it either, but considering all my story times with mom have candy planets in it, I think I'm very one-track mind to...

Why are a majority of songs on the radio about sex...?

Please don't die. 😑

aaaa another snake bite brb 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍 😋 🤪 😜 😏 😌 😍

Awwww, but we miss you!

I do at least, mom probably just misses the sustenance.

I used to be so active here once. It's funny how things can change.

I don't think so. Why waste time with the unkillable... whatever-you-are ...when V is right there?

somewhere

And it's Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov. Not that I expect you and your buddies to have the capacity to understand literary classics. From your speech it's evident you barely manage to speak coherently, after all.

-R3

what. now hang on a minute, why are you harassing V anyway, retarded cubed?