“With A Smile On My Face I’ll Kiss You Goodbye” 

Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.

Nayyirah Waheed (via quotemadness)

Masterlist - BTS

Seokjin

- Jin fantasy au headcanons  

- Jin Purple Moodboard

Yoongi

- Yoongi fantasy au headcanons

- Yoongi Stay Gold Oneshot

Namjoon

-  Namjoon fantasy au headcanons

Hoseok

- Hoseok fantasy au headcanons

Taehyung

Jimin

- Jimin Spring Day moodboard

- Jimin fantasy headcanons

Jungkook

It be rants boissss

You know when you are in a group with people and suddenly they start fighting on a doc because we can’t talk in class? Yeah, I am facing the problem, pray for me guysssss

BTS fantasy Headcanons 1/7

Lone witch (was)

Happily lived in a small house before he met Joonie and decided the poor shapeshifter needed him and then BangTan coven was born

Discovers magic when he is about 13 years old

His Book of Shadows is a MESS

(it’s literal chaos...he calls it an ‘organised mess’)

Powerful, veryyyy powerful but too lazy to perform extremely hard spells sometimes.

Likes big hats 

You mess with his friends..better pray for help

The “I don’t care but I do care” type of person

The duality though. Yoongi is one of those people who are 

“Min Yoongi, genius”

But also “I’m an idiot, I don’t know anything”

Actually likes mint green hair (don’t tell Hobi)

Currently has black hair

Has a room that is filled with books. He also has an aloe vera plant for no reason at all

Sleeps for DAYS on end

Always covered by this unsettling fog which can become tangible at his wish (it helps him get stuff organised..and also lets him play pranks on his friends.)

Has major dominant side so triple don’t mess with him

Also don’t get between him and sleep

Ideal day; sleep, sleep, sleep

Ideal day vers 2; not getting out of bed

Daily life schedule; eat, work, sleep

COFFEE

Cannot live without said substance. (likes americano)

Song writes 24/7..

The “when I’m standing I want to sit, when I sit, I want to lie down.”

Also the “I dream of lying down even when I’m lying down”

Probs has some kind of cat called Sugar. 

This cat just chills everywhere and is also some kind of familiar for him

Also...Yoongi LOVES (with capitals) music.

Be it rap (oh talking of it he was part of an underground rap group...his alter name/ persona thingo is Suga)

Making music

Writing it

Composing music

Plays piano.

HATES cuddles (he lowkey highkey love it tho hehe)

Davey: There is only one race, the human race

Spot: That bastard ain't human

OMG this is lit guys!!!!!

Newsies as MORE stupid things my friends and I did in college

Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.

Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???

Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?

Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!

Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?

Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!

Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!

Finch: But you’re helping him!!!

Elmer: I don’t care!!!

Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.

Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!

Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.

Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!

Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.

Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...

*****

Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*

*****

((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))

Elmer: Hey, JoJo?

JoJo: Yeah?

Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?

JoJo: ... Yeah?

Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?

JoJo: ...

JoJo: I guess...

*****

Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*

*****

Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*

*****

Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*

((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))

Davey: Come in!

Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?

*****

Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*

JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*

JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?

Mike: What noise?

Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?

Mike: Crutchie, is that you?

Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.

BTS fantasy headcanons 4/7

Hoseok (Hobi)

Fourth member to be recruited into BTS coven

Raps with Yoongi

A literal ray of sunshine

Changes colour of EVERYTHING he can…

Has so much fun in Yoongi’s lab

Like. 

Yoongi has a laboratory that he and Joonie built.

Everyone goes into it

Hobi loves the lab bit...there he experiments endlessly with the chemistry and science

If he’s not there

He’s probably watching romantic movies with the makanes

A sprite (asian)

When caught for 7 days. They bring good luck (going over limit causes permanent BAD luck)

The BTS coven just keep him in a super big cage

It’s not even a cage, it’s like a mini mansion located inside the BTS coven mansion.

The maknaes move the TV nearer to the cage just for that week so they can have movie nights

Super interested in mundane things

Loves Harry Potter

Likes his accessories 

There’s usually an explosion per day coming out of his “Sunshine Lab”

In which Hobi usually emerges drenched in colour

Jin immediately dumps a bucket of water on him and tells him to “go dry” in the sun

Hobi is working on a “Sope” (his and Suga’s ship name) that the members can use…

Occasionally changes the water colour in the bathroom so that the members shower in green, red, purple or blue water..there are a plethora of colours of course

Sometimes he will just change the lighting in the house itself so members (especially Yoongi) wake up to rainbows dancing across the room

“JUNG HOSEOK WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!”

Yeah that’s probably Yoongi…

Hobi will also put some cute lil fairy lights in his lab...don’t ask me how they don’t get damaged

Also slips little chocolate bars under Yoongi’s door when he’s working late to show him someone cares

SPAMS hardcore

Fascinated with mundane technology

“Wait so only one type of phone can bend...even then it’s not able to bend except in the middle? Wicked!”

I mean, after being used to Tae’s super high tech that he installed in BTS coven, it’s no wonder they marvel at mundane tec

Sweet tooth and softie for Jin’s cakes, brownies etc

Smile is so beautiful like it legit a heart

HIP HOP DANCE

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

Edit: here's the visualizer for this piece

just wait until the aliens learn about dodgeball.

There’s a Humans are weird/space fae, Earth is Space AU post where aliens freak out over humans ability to throw.

An awesome post and yes sportsball would be great to show them but…

Frisbee, Juggling, Pizza dough throwing competitions, Bar acrobatic bottle juggling, Fish throwers at Pikes place Market.