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BTS fantasy headcanons 2/7

HEADCANONS

Namjoon

Wolf shapshifter

Super clumsy

Poor thing breaks EVERYTHING he touches.

Yoongi is the assigned fixer of everything he breaks

DIMPLESSSSS <3

Jin legit spends half an hour poking them….

Tae likes to try and put stuff in the dimples… *shrug

Hobi changed his hair colour to blue :’D

LOVES his books...don’t even get him started

MASSIVE library full of every single book you could think of

There’s even a guide to changing hair colour via light energy…

So THAT’S how Hobi knows about changing hair colour….

Loves potions..idk how he doesn’t break the cauldron

Made a special seasoning for Jin...Jin cried

Father of the maknaes

So kind...extremely gentle and nice

Has a very dominating leadership side of him

(don’t mess with him)

(his wolf form is at least twice the size of normal wolves…)

Is grey and white in wolf form with icy blue eyes..they are very piercing 

Likes his hermit crab ...it’s called Clematis (his birth flower)

Clem is the hermit crab’s nickname :)

Ok but Joon would totally have a hoard of scarves

He would also adore Hagrid (refer to Taehyung’s headcanon)

Joon loves the fall weather and like to roam around in his wolf form and scare the maknaes

Snowball fights!

Calm and diplomatic, you can count on Joon to calm any other members down when they are angry (especially Yoongs)

Cuddles with all members!

Yoongi’s confidante and vise versa

Has a crystal dangly thingo that Hobi gave him

Super invested in Yoongi’s potion book

Legit got given a potions book for his bday by Yoongi

Decides to continue to steal Yoongi’s book anyway.

“JoOn I sWeAr If YoU sTeAl My BoOk OnE mOrE tImE”

Has mullet :)

SWEATERS THO (I lowkey think he would LOVE them :)

Also likes popcorn

Probs plays piano with Yoongi at times for fun

“Joon STOP pressing two keys at once I-”

More Tower of God

Rak who? Crocodile is officially the best character in this trio :D I love them all equally don’t worry hahaha

(but Mr.Crocodile’s face was legit me when I first saw this scene xD)

Newsies as MORE stupid things my friends and I did in college

Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.

Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???

Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?

Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!

Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?

Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!

Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!

Finch: But you’re helping him!!!

Elmer: I don’t care!!!

Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.

Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!

Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.

Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!

Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.

Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...

*****

Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*

*****

((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))

Elmer: Hey, JoJo?

JoJo: Yeah?

Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?

JoJo: ... Yeah?

Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?

JoJo: ...

JoJo: I guess...

*****

Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*

*****

Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*

*****

Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*

((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))

Davey: Come in!

Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?

*****

Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*

JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*

JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?

Mike: What noise?

Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?

Mike: Crutchie, is that you?

Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.

in Finland, it is illegal to kill a bear when it’s hibernating. If you ask a hunter why that is, a number of them will tell you it’s wrong simply because it is the law, and they don’t make a distinction between what is right, and what is legal. Most people like that are perfectly normal, decent and respectable people, just like the rest of us.

 But if you ask people who think about things, the answer is vague. Killing a hibernating bear would just feel… impolite? You can’t fucking shoot a man when he’s sleeping, that’s just fucking rude. It’s just not the right thing to do.

 Long before hunting laws were established in Finland, you couldn’t kill a sleeping bear, and what commands you is something older than law: tradition. Even at a time when hunting was a matter of life and death, and a bear fighting for its life is mainly a matter of death, you just didn’t kill a hibernating bear, you have to wake it up first. Hunters risked their lives, the lives of their brothers and everyone in the hunting party, who were friends, family and men that they loved, to give the bear a fighting chance.

 In the modern time, the hunting season of bears is in the summer, for the warmest summer months. There are many reasons for why they are allowed to tread safely in autumn and to sleep in peace through the cold months, almost all of which are rational and scientific, and do not touch the old traditions.

 Old faith says a living thing has many souls - henki, luonto, itse. Plants only have one - the one that wills them to grow. Animals have two, both the spark of life and nature that enables them to act. A human being also has the third, one that makes them a person, personality, itse, literally “self”. But the soul that travels in your dreams is not the soul that defines a human - animals have that one as well. When your dog runs in her sleep, her soul is elsewhere, where a dog is needed.

 One’s waking soul is elsewhere when they sleep and dream. A bear’s soul is somewhere else when they are hibernating - there are two words for “hibernation” in finnish, one of which is talviuni, “winter sleep”, and that is the one that bears have - and if you kill a sleeping bear, their soul is not in the body, it is still out there, and it can find you, and as a revenge for killing its body, Ghost Bear will kill your entire fucking family.

October Prompts 🎃

Word prompts to use for doodling or writing

ruffled hair

apple scent

full of colors

walks in the forest

autumnal

falling leaves

chestnuts

umbrellas

ravens

Oktoberfest

pumpkin spice

cornfields

black cat

spooky

first wine

flying kites

whispers

picking apples

ghosts

sweater weather

acorns

pile of leaves

harvest

fog

Jack-o-lanterns

campfire

witches

samhain

stormy days

seance

trick-or-treat

I feel so old watching them grow up ...

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

:’)

to whoever needs this right now…

your comfort character is so damn proud of you and the person you’ve become.

your comfort character would choose you first. no matter the circumstances.

your comfort character would drop everything to help you when you’re feeling sad, unloved or lonely.

your comfort character would walk to the ends of the earth if it meant seeing you happy.

your comfort character thinks you are the most stunning person in the universe. that new outfit you don’t think you look good in? they’d fight you just to prove just the opposite, to prove how beautiful/handsome/attractive you are - inside and out.

your comfort character can’t help but look at you like you put the stars in the sky.

your comfort character is always there if you need to get away. bad home life? they’ve got you. friend troubles? they’re on their way as we speak. just having a rough day? not to worry, they’re here to calm you down.

your comfort character always listens to what you have to say. they’d yell for everyone to shut up so you could have your turn to talk, no matter the topic.

your comfort character never lets you walk behind everyone on the sidewalk. they’re right beside you, always.

your comfort character loves you more than anything in this world. they think you’re the strongest person they’ve ever met, and hope that you always keep fighting.

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

i want ads to feel pain when i skip them btw