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It's truly fucked up how ancient Ancient Egypt really is. Like, the New Kingdom period of Egyptian history ended in the 11th century BC, and that's the one they call the New Kingdom. King Tut's reign was one thousand years before the time of Cleopatra. The Great Pyramid of Giza was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us. Ancient Egypt is just fucked up old and it blows my mind every time I think about it.

By the gods this episode got dark quick. So dark. Guillermo has a ride ahead.

Especially with the show in the background that tune is catchy AF.

TAIKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want Lazlos car. Poor Colin :(

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

I will probably make another one

Edit: i did

So I was watching the first episode of Season 3 again and...

Guillermo. My dude. Are you okay? Who eats their burger with a knife and fork. Is this an American thing I’m too British to understand.

THIS IS IT LADS. IT'S TIME TO MOURN.

I've been depressed all week.

At first, I thought this was gonna be like when Victorians would pose for photos with corpses so they would have pictures after they died but nah its somehow sadder.

The fact that Baron & Co. are in the portrait is honestly very sweet.

I repeat this again. Petty Guillermo's vibes are just off.

Okay! You didn't need to remove all of the Colin's in the opening man are ya tryna kill me?

Donal my man!

Random gaffer man has definitely either been fucked or been fed on by Donal. Just sayin.

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh bro SVU slaps. I love Munch and since he left I can't watch it but man. I love SVU.

I am the Baron, I feast upon hate.

Nandor really has just had a lot this year. His entire reality has been shaken, he can't get a woman, and now the man whose name he can only remember because he has written it down and has it in his coat is dead. Not to mention, he crushed in said mans head. Hard times.

Guillermo presuming he was going with him is very Guillermo.

"My sweet, sweet Guillermo..."

4th wall breaking is excellent. Acknowledging the camera is great.

Fuck the United Kingdom-A resident of the United Kingdom.

I feel incredibly bad for Nadja. Poor qween.

I don't want the show to end but I would love if they went abroad for a vibe. Like for their characters.

"Eat, Pray Prey, Love"

Angy Guillermo.

Awwww family. Nadja can't deal.

Oh no. Is it tea? In this episode of What We Do In The Shadows? From Lazlo? It's more likely than you'd think.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Lazlo. My heart. Precious.

Lazlo changed his mind so easily.

Guillermo. For a second, you made it sound like you were gonna say something. You faked me once, don't do it again.

Bodyslam!

There is so much camera shaking.

Vampires like fighting and fucking. They know what they are doing.

Oh? A test, you say. Hmmmmmm...

Boy best friends trip! Boy best friends trip!

Awwwwwwwww. Guillermo wanted a hug. He was denied.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE."

"Travelling the world with my Nand-Master."

I do like The Guide. Her accent is very appealing.

Colin Robinson. There is something going on, with Colin Robinson down there. Concern.

Lazlo is not going. Just a feeling.

I knew it. Well, not the kidnapping Guillermo bit. But, the leaving.

Is there gonna be a lil baby Colin?

Lil baby Colin! I fucking hate it. So much.

Okay I am very sad but honestly, I'm mostly satisfied. There is some things I don't vibe with, but I think that is the point of the episode.

Abled gays celebrating marriage equality: well we sure do have nowhere to go from here when it comes to marriage rights. Gay rights!

Me, a disabled lesbian trying to get on ssi thinking about how I will not be able to marry my girlfriend if I do because I can't have more than $2000 to my name at a time and they count a spouse's income towards that: wow .. gay rights ...