I Want Lazlos Car. Poor Colin :(

I want Lazlos car. Poor Colin :(

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4 years ago

I'm scared. Not of the sandwich, but of myself for wanting one.

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

1 month ago
PANEL 1
Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender.

JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day.

AL: And how!

PANEL 2
JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball?

AL: Whiskey? The real deal?

JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer!


PANEL 3A
AL: Very well. Make it a double.

PANEL 3B
INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me…

PANEL 4A
INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir?
PANEL 4B
Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu.

PANEL 5
AL: Sandwiches.

INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches?

AL: That’s right. I’m hungry.

PANEL 6A
JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right?
PANEL 6B
Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression.
JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can-

AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep.

Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains.

PANEL 9
AL: …I think this will hold me until supper.

With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud.

PANEL 11
JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion!
Why’d you do it, Al?

Don’t leave me. Not like this!

PANEL 12
INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem.

PANEL 13
INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct.

INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this.


PANEL 14
Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.
A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

5 months ago

File under: I can't believe someone made you type that

File Under: I Can't Believe Someone Made You Type That
3 years ago

Please.

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3 years ago

Hold up did they bring a stuffed pheasant with them. To the hotel. In Sin City: Atlantic City.

Also Nandor learning about the creation of the universe thanks to the Big Bang Theory is very concerning.


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3 years ago

The younglings are unionising.

On hapiper news Colin has a fan which is good he deserves one (1) fan.


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3 years ago

Nandermo shippers being fed prime pining blood right here.


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4 months ago
Today's Seal Is: This Kind Of Thing 🤳

Today's Seal Is: This kind of thing 🤳

3 months ago
Some Attempts At Vintage Pulp Covers Style
Some Attempts At Vintage Pulp Covers Style
Some Attempts At Vintage Pulp Covers Style
Some Attempts At Vintage Pulp Covers Style

some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

1 month ago

so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet

(tiktok link)

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