Bat Dick

This counts as vent art.

If anyones interested in learning about the first black vampire short story, published in 1819, heres a link to the wiki, its called The Black Vampyre, and its about a former slave turned vampire who seeks revenge on his slave master. Its actually a first in many categories!

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

¡¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN!! HAPPY 15TH TO OUR BEAUTIFUL QUINCEAÑERA <3

Illegally livestreaming the premiere of What We Do In The Shadows and seeing the 41 other people enjoying the random intercuts with Venom that keep showing up for some reason is a beautiful experience.

It's already amazing I have missed this show so much!!!!!

Also WTF are some of these American ads is this Arbys sandwich supposed to be attractive to me.

For anyone who is wondering what's happening in South Africa, there is a civil unrest going on here. I am by no means sure which news is real and which news is fake but from someone who is living here, right now things are getting scary.

There are protesters demanding the release of our ex president who has been arrested [I am not getting into all this]

Our provinces, KwaZulu-Natal and Gauteng are under turmoil as 'protesters' run anarchy on our land. Some speculate that this is used as an excuse for criminality.

There is nothing but violence.

We are unsure of what's happening, we don't know where all our police are, there is word that the South African army is set to deploy.

Civilians are taking it amongst themselves to protect each other. They are fighting against this violence.

I don't want to call this a civil war just yet, but where else can this be going?.

PROTESTERS IN SOUTH AFRICA

South Africa, Durban, Phoenix — they need help please, please anyone seeing this share it, screenshot and post elsewhere just please they need help people are going for the neighbourhoods

Tagging fandoms so more people see

Colin Robinson just staring straight into space as he sings the theme tune to that show is hitting the random close to home. We definitely don't feel that or anything.

NOSFERATU FLOW

Greenberg De La Cruise lmao.

Poor Gizmo.

New episode let's go!

Colin stop dancing like that you are gonna hurt himself.

Love the alternate opening this episode so good.

Awwwwww I love the Nandor dolls I bet there will be an Etsy store selling it soon.

Vampire depression feels like nor al depression but SPICY.

IDK this brooding feels pretty gay.

That's a cult. That is a cult. Get out of there dude.

Definitely a cult.

Welcome! You must stretch before you dance.

Oh gods that is disgusting I do not vibe put the teeth back. Not like hat woman who did it with superglue though IDK get dentures.

She isn't actually drinking it this is a con I bet it is a con.

15 seconds later: "Told ya."

Lil gay fight.

Boop.

Wow Guillermo way to make the mood down.

I love Nandors new look. I want his hair.

Ahhh yes completely normal Guillermo working on my fitness.

The cult is coming.

Yey more fight scenes I love fight scenes.

I wonder how the vampires have been surviving on the blood front. Smoothies?

I love the silver-lined seat belts. I want that in my car and I don't have a car or a vampire.

Poor Nandor he looks so sad in the cage at least he can work out.

Love the end credits music. So fun.

They are about to die. Oh gods they are about to die.

They died.

I hope there is still clear signs of this stuff in the next episode. The hair, I just love the hair.

I really enjoyed the vibe of this episode seeing Nandor acting more current and human is great it says a lot for Kayvans acting skills that there was never a point that I thought it was just Kayvan. Seriously though I want that hair I wish it were achievable for me but alas it is not.