Illegally Livestreaming The Premiere Of What We Do In The Shadows And Seeing The 41 Other People Enjoying

ST@CEC 4: Deep Space Nine; In Charles’s Shadow

This is my tap water I promise it's not milk.

okay i usually don’t like these kinds of posts but i was having a discussion with some friends from different part of the country/world sooo….. 

reblog and put in the tags where you’re from/whether or not you consider the tap water clean enough to drink I am actually genuinely curious. I’m from florida and i’ve been told that it’s usually unsafe to drink unfiltered. 

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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"

HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"

and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.

god what a good story

i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.

AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character

but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!

Colin oh no. Oh no Colin. Stop please. Don't make me mute the TV.

Please.

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!!!!

I feel like The Sire is gonna be bigger earlier on.

A lot of promos are travel-related (the clearing out of stuff, the car shoot, the repeated motif of sunglasses) so maybe The Sire escapes half-way through (personal theory is it's something to do with this power struggle we've had with Nadja and Nandor) and he either chases them or they are framed for the escape (it would explain why they have been given leadership, if the world-wide council was intending to do something for themselves and needed fall guys).

I am hoping for option E though.

So clearly the theme of this series is... they all get reckless with their powers and also guillermo is dramatic, gay and Tired so PEAK all around

I feel like the Big Finish will be either

A) Guillermo/Nandor confession

B) the Sire escapes

C) the Baron comes back

D) the Worldwide Council is like "lads what is your problem why are you so feral"

E) any combination of all four

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.