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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"

HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"

and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.

god what a good story

i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.

AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character

but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!

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Greenberg De La Cruise lmao.

Poor Gizmo.

Hold up did they bring a stuffed pheasant with them. To the hotel. In Sin City: Atlantic City.

Also Nandor learning about the creation of the universe thanks to the Big Bang Theory is very concerning.

Welcome. You must stretch before you dance read this.

Nandor is looking so sad. I feel it. I also feel Guillermos desperation.

Colin Robinson trying to prod and then being burned is a brilliant moment.

Lazlo reacting to being dissed is me when I get called heartless or scary. "Thank you".

Nandor is following the traditional routes to deal with depression I see. Longing. Sex. A brief moment of joy. And then, the slumber.

WTF is that thotty outfit Nandor. You look like your mom bought you a Halloween costume that's too big for you.

Colin, this is a brilliant idea. Lie your arse off. I hope it works.

The first vampire is not an important person? Damn that's rough.

Wait, is it actually Colin's 100th. How is it only 100. I thought he would be much older.

Lazlo and Colin are best friends and I love that for them.

He even knows that the Hamster Dance is his favourite song. Platonic love right there.

I recognise Dominicas' actor but I cannot think of his name it. It's the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He was in Megamind too I think as Minion. I gotta search that up.

DAVID CROSS MAH MAN!

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS. ITS BULLOCK. ACTUAL FUCKIN DETECTIVE BULLOCK. THE TRAILER PARK TRASH FROM THEORY OF A DEADMANS BEST SONG. DETECTIVE MURPHY MY MAN.

I love Donal Logue. He is great. He has a trans daughter and we love that so much he is so accepting. I love Nadja being so fangirly too.

Donal just 'going with the lifestyle' is honestly such a powerful and relatable statement we love.

Chicken buggies with spaghetti is such a good meal I want it in my mouth now. Fuck ranch though.

Vampires turn to ash when they die normally. It's not very often we have seen an actual vampire corpse. Like what is she hoping to see.

Guillermo. You have seen one of the most impressive penises in the vampiric world. Care to explain?

Guillermo having a scared gay crisis in the corner while they decide if Nandors member is average is just such feeding for the ship. Nandermo is the queer ship on TV RN and they just keep on getting fed.

Lazlo speech? Lazlo speech. A dull man who we love very much.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Lazlo loves Colin. Platonically. I hope. Their friendship is adorable.

OH NO! GODS NO! NOT COLIN! DON'T TAKE MY BOY.

I don't want Colin to go. He's my keychain for a reason.

Young, dumb, and full of cum. Yes Colin, you truly are. ;).

Oh that is disgusting. I am so sorry Colin Robinson. I will miss you dearly.

I will be in mourning for the rest of this week. Tears will be spilled (internally).

It's truly fucked up how ancient Ancient Egypt really is. Like, the New Kingdom period of Egyptian history ended in the 11th century BC, and that's the one they call the New Kingdom. King Tut's reign was one thousand years before the time of Cleopatra. The Great Pyramid of Giza was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us. Ancient Egypt is just fucked up old and it blows my mind every time I think about it.

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Guillermo travelling around the world when there was still soil in the house is wild. Like they had big sections of soil, and those were little bags.

There should still be some at home. However I am down for Guillermo vibin around across the globe.