Tintin Remembers What Comes After 15.

Oh no the Venom clips are pushing in again. Is FX just like shit at actually broadcasting or something or is it just my stream.

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It's truly fucked up how ancient Ancient Egypt really is. Like, the New Kingdom period of Egyptian history ended in the 11th century BC, and that's the one they call the New Kingdom. King Tut's reign was one thousand years before the time of Cleopatra. The Great Pyramid of Giza was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us. Ancient Egypt is just fucked up old and it blows my mind every time I think about it.

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I think Moby Dick might be cosmic horror. Captain Ahab is like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND it's not a whale. God is an evil master controlling every living human like a puppet, free will is an illusion, we are caught in a cruel trap made by god. THAT WHALE IS THE MASK OF THAT GOD"

HE THINKS HE THINKS if he can kill the whale, he can break humanity free of the bonds of GOD. and our narrator boy Ishmael is like "uh...i think it might just be a big whale and you have trauma" BUT THEN AT THE END ISHMAEL SEES IT and he's like "oh no. it's god"

and like. IT KILLS EVERYONE IT EATS AHAB AND DRAGS HIM INTO HELL SCREAMING. it IS god. nature is god.

god what a good story

i love too that if you know it from pop culture you know Ahab's leg was eaten by the whale? well thats the more soft version, in the story proper you hear he was basically CHEWED ALIVE, his whole body is held together with HATE and THE WILL TO KILL GOD and WHALE BONE PROSTHETICS.

AT SOME POINT he just HOLDS SOME LIGHTNING and everyone is like "Captain ahab is so cool i'd die for him" and the only one going "hey this seems weird" is the main character

but yeah every time i'm like "GOD MOBY DICK IS SO GOOD" people are like "the whale hunting story?? with the stinky boring men???" and i get sad.

Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me!

So thanks to moving into uni and classes I wasn't able to watch the last 3 episodes of WWDITS. Heartbreaking. But I like looking back at my live reactions so I am gonna watch em all now and master post em. What's the worst that can happen.

Episode 5: The Chamber of Judgement

Guillermo and The Guide both waiting in the shadows (heh) for them is such a good moment.

I love that Lazlo and Colin just being completely uninterested in the Council and just fuckin around with Shaun is so sweet. Just gonna let the world know that there is a fanfic shipping Lazlo and Shaun and I support it it's funny.

Kingmaker Guillermo enters the chat.

The Guy Pillow guy looks a little like Paul Hollywood and now I'm dying.

Shaun is in an MLM. I'm scared for him. Poor boy.

Guillermo wants the throne. I approve of this plan. He deserves it.

Guillermo and Nandor are boyfriends only RN it's in spirit.

Colin 'the guy who looks like a foetus' Robinson.

LAZLO IS GOIN TO COURT. YES!

Guillermo wants something. Power hungry Guillermo is weird I don't subscribe. It makes me uncomfy.

I wanna do the sick white robe running and dancing.

Why did they keep on walking put of the caravan.

Derek has Doc Martens and a hellhound. Beautiful.

LAZLO! IN COURT! WITH BOXES OF PORNOGRAPHY! I LOVE IT!

Awww I feel bad for poor Lazlo, failing like that.

Lazlo standing just completely gone is how I feel after a heavy conversation.

Episode 6: The Escape

Oh they fucked up. They fucked up bad.

Honestly I respect The Sire. Sire hungy, Sire dig hole, Sire stop hungy.

Lazlo: No, it's a fucking urban myth, like ghosts and large penises. 👀 👀 👀

Is it Baron time? It's Baron time.

Girly-Jim. He did nail it.

Guillermo is done, disgusted, and in danger.

NADJA DOLL STAN.

Once again, not a fan of Guillermo power

I did not know The Watchers are ladies. I have only seen screencaps. I love them.

The Baron riding on the hellhound is way funnier in motion.

How *do* you know what vampire piss tastes like.

Yeah racism orgies sound fun.

I partially retract my statement Guillerrmo bitchslapping Nandor was awesome.

The Sire looks cool AF. The harmonica isn't going to work.

OH MY GODS LAZLO HARMONICA VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT I LOVE IT!

Nandor pulling Guillermo too early is definitely no homo.

How has it taken Colin until the year of our lord 2021 to learn about that's what she said. Boy we be reppin that joke for decades.

Oh my I want a TV show of The Sire, The Baron, and the hellhound. They are an adorable combo. We stan and ship.

That Hussein press conference reference tho. Beautiful.

Episode 7: The Siren

(I have seen nothing about this episode yet so this is full blind).

Lazlo and Colin Robinson are the true buddy cop duo. They got that vibe.

SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA. SCOTT BALUKA.

Israel/Palestine being described as a win/win is terrifying.

Poor Nadja doll, she can't get around. We need to get her a car or something too.

Guillermo calling out the camera crew is powerful but unfair they did it because you both have the same problem you stupid man.

Is it just me or has the art team declined a little. A couple of them have looked a bit off. They are mostly good still.

Poor Nadja doll. I feel bad for her. I will miss her, even if we barely see her.

Colin rubbing his chest is a oddly sensual view. I don't know how I feel.

OH NO. The Guide is being oddly seductive with Guillermo I don't want to read into it.

That siren has clicky legs. Very clicky. Like my bones.

Guillermo having a longing moment with LEGO is a big mood.

LMFAO? IN YOUR COMFORT TV SHOW? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

That Nadja doll rat is scary.

He's gonna buy a tricopter. He is.

Lazlo should not be allowed in Best Buy.

Guillermo I'm sorry but good luck.

Colin stop singing I'm in pain.

Colin please don't do this she will eat you.

Nadja doll rat is powerful.

Nadja doll is back baby! I am so glad.

RIP camera crew. We appreciate your service.

They could totally travel to Plum Island again.

Honestly I respect Colin beating off.

And that is me done wow powerful time I will not get over the Scott Baluka for a while.

Seeing Nandor in a human setting alone is so bizarre.

some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.

At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57

Its gotta be some kind of switch. Like a body double or mistaken identity kind of situation. I love that Nandor is just standing there like a teen boy who's getting told off by his prom dates dad.

WHAT

Wtf is Guillermo wearing

But most importantly

WHY IS HE WEARING THAT AND BEING ALLOWED TO SIT ON THE THRONE

(Quality is shit i know i took a screenshot of my ipad)

Things suck right now. Who wants to join me in making paper crane chains? You don't need any special tools or artistic talent, it gives you something to do with your hands, and you end up with a pretty chain of paper cranes that you can either hang up, or throw away without feeling too wasteful. And if you do join me, post pictures in the reblogs! :)

Tools you will need: needle and thread, a pad of post-it notes, and sharpies/markers/crayons/etc. of your choice.