This is beautiful and I need a fic of this
i'm thinking about jason vs white streak and a helmet that doesn't cover his entire face, and the absolute missed comedy of the entirety of crime alley thinking that they are getting beaten up by a very old man.
Average crime alley guy: yeah and then he stopped wearing the full face cover and his hair is like white underneath it's so weird--
other guy: wait. like. white? Like. LIke old person white?
Average crime alley guy: oh my god. oh my goooood. he uses a voice modulator to hide that he's approximately 98 years old. mr hood sir do you need help crossing the street?
Jason, 19: ?????????????
jason then realizes the convenience of being able to take off the mask and no one realize it's him because they're looking for someone older than alfred and just goes along with it and tells increasingly made up stories about being young in the 40s while shooting peoples kneecaps out.
Which comic is this, I need to know so bad
A reminder to everyone in the fandom that batman has cannoncally turned into a mermaid
Bruce can protect him from outside threats.
He never said he could protect Dick from himself.
PRAYER CIRCLE FOR BRUCE WAYNE TO SURVIVE RAISING THE MOST PERFECT CHILD EVER
Don’t tell me you’re not the same person You’re always my husband And I’ve been waiting, waiting
That’s because they are the best example of a villain/hero dynamic
My goodness, this is beautiful
I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:
Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.
Bruce: What, why?!
Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.
Bruce: *is completely speechless*
Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.
*GASP* JELLY TARTS ARE REAL?!
Te ciasteczka ze Smoczego Księcia zawsze kojarzyły mi się z hamantashami.
I’m doing an essay on unicorns (yes, seriously), and I found this wonderful tidbit of information:
Like imagine you lose a unicorn because it just rolled off a cliff like an even more reckless Sonic the hedgehog
Credit to the author: Beer, Rüdiger Robert. Unicorn: Myth and Reality. Translated by Charles M. Stern, Van Nostrand Reinhold Company, 1972.
I guess that just means it’s time to go back to the craft store! Yay, more materials!
One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
I absolutely love this interpretation of Superman and Lois
"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!