Well Then, I Guess I'm A Member Of The Armed Detective Agency

Holy Christmas balls, does anyone else find Eyeless Jack attractive? Or at least fanarts of him. I'ma put some fanarts that I find attractive and you tell me if you think he's hot.

The top two are my favorite 😍

Also, I own none of these. The credit goes to their respective creators.

Me: *starts watching Bungo Stray Dogs*

Also me: *develops a crush on almost every male character (especially Dazai 🤤)*

God I love him 🥰

Any time I start watching an anime, I immediately get the hots for at least one of the male characters.

Fans of Monster, who is/are your favorite character/s? Least favorite?

My favorites:

Tenma

Johan

Dieter (he's so friggin adorable)

My least favorites:

The Baby

Roberto

'Nother idiotic social media post I wanna give my thoughts on. This time, it was on TikTok. So this person was criticizing some nswf audio that someone else made of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, specifically that Alastor is canonically asexual (which the creator of the audio is aware of) and so he shouldn't be used in those kinds of audios. The caption on the crticizer's video literally says:

"Pro tip! When a character is canonically asexual, don't use them as NSFW audios! Hope this helps!"

Now my thoughts. . .

1. The person understands he's asexual and even acknowledged knowing he is, and just wanted to make an nsfw audio for fun. He's fictional, so let it go.

2. If it's perfectly okay for canonically straight characters to be in gay nswf audios or gay characters to be in straight audios (thought that's less frequent), then an asexual character being in gay/straight audios is fine too.

3. The person isn't even saying that they headcanon him as straight/gay. They just did a simple audio for people to enjoy. And even if they did headcanon him as straight or gay, people headcanon straight characters as gay all the time. Why is headcanoning a character as their non-canon sexuality suddenly a problem now? If you wanna play it that way, go to the bsd, mha, and every other anime fandom and start knocking skk shippers, bkdk shippers, and every other fanon ship/headcanon. Just keepin the same energy.

If you've seen the post, you may also have notice that the creator limited comments. . . Hhhhaaaaaahhhhh!!! Why am I not surprised? 😆

Edit: So I did some considering, and. . .

Lots of people responding are assuming I'm okay-ing the invalidation of ace people by means of straight headcanoning. . . I don't think I said the person headcanoned Alastor as straight. I haven't listened to the audio, so idk if he was straight or gay in the audio.

Also, you're fighting with feelings. "An ace fictional character being hearcanoned as gay or straight makes me feel invalidated. Um. . . who's to say a straight person who sees straight characters headcanoned as gay or a gay person seeing gay characters headcanoned as straight wouldn't feel the same way.

Dgmw, as a gay, I don't pretend to know how ace people feel, and I understand there isn't a lot of ace representation in media. And don't take this as me advocating for ace people being invalidated or discriminated against, b/c I respect nice ace, gay, bi, etc people as much as the next nice person. But you can't fight with feelings because anyone can feel anyway, and just because you felt attacked or hurt by that post, that doesn't mean that person was intentionally trying to be offensive. Just because there, unfortunately, isn't a lot of ace representation, doesn't mean that only you can feel hurt by character headcanons. Now, me personally, I'm not exactly hurt by gay characters being headcanoned as straight, though that doesn't mean I won't comment on what a dumb headcanon it is, but that's me.

Also, I apologize if people feel offended by the post, but the truth is people get horny and make lots of nsfw fanarts, fanfics, and audios. It's the internet. People say, do, and post heinous shit every day. Every search engine and not-for-children website should come with a "possible offense" warning.

How come it's always the villains that I find hot? Like, especially ones that other people wouldn't find hot?

Tomura Shigaraki

Dabi

Cad Bane

Like, do they purposely try to make the villains hot? Cuz if so, they've done a fine job.

Also, I just finished watching season 5 episode 1 of My Hero Academia (dubbed) and holy shit is it amazing. Especially the end. I don't want to spoil it just in case you're a fan who hasn't seen it yet so all I'll say is "Dabi ".

So I said in an earlier post that I thought Azog the defiler from the Hobbit was hot and I asked if that was weird. Just in case you don't know what he looks like, here are a couple of reference pictures:

So....am I weird? Okay, well, there's no doubt about that, but can anyone else see why I think he's hot?

Is this relatable for anyone else?

December 28th,

Happy birthday to Hawks.

I keep seeing people saying stuff like, "I'm so excited for this spring. A new season of [insert anime] is coming out."

That's great and all, but who else is looking forward to "Tadaima, okaeri" 🙋‍♂️?

It looks so cute!!!

I honestly don't like when people say "It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum". Like, speak for yourself. I'll take a nice cum shower any day of the week. Honestly, cum wherever. Face, ass, mouth, hands, chest/stomach, back, feet. I don't care. Well, except for the eyes. If you can't tell, I'm really horny rn.