So I Said In An Earlier Post That I Thought Azog The Defiler From The Hobbit Was Hot And I Asked If That

Me: *starts watching Bungo Stray Dogs*

Also me: *develops a crush on almost every male character (especially Dazai 🤤)*

God I love him 🥰

Any time I start watching an anime, I immediately get the hots for at least one of the male characters.

A'ight I'm bored so I'm gonna tell you some things that make me enraged

Razzi headcanonners: First off, FUCK YOU. If you still think Razzi is gay, I respectfully disrespectfully hate you to hell and back. Absolutely cannot stand you. Not that you'd want to be in the first place, but we cannot in any conceivable reality be friends. And I'm glad you probably wouldn't want to because then I don't have to go through the trouble of telling you to fuck off. Now I am NOT (in this post) saying I want you dead. What I am saying is that if you were about to be lit up with bullets and only I could save you, I wouldn't. Would not 😐. Eat shit. Morons.

Problem is, I try so hard to love every group of people. EVERY. Every race, every religion, every sexuality (yeah, despite what you might think, I'm not homophobic), every gender, etc. It's you Razzi gay headcanonners that make it im-fucking-possible for me to love every group of people.

She's not lesbian, get used to it, and if you can't accept it, fuck the hell off. I've got enough toxicity on my page and I don't need your bullshit fucking headcanon to stir the pot even more. And yes, by "toxicity" I am referring to the constant posts expressing my hellish hatred towards the shitheads for whom this post is dedicated.

Just watched The Shawshank Redemption for the first time and oh my God was it fantastic. Just fugging amazing.

I keep seeing people saying stuff like, "I'm so excited for this spring. A new season of [insert anime] is coming out."

That's great and all, but who else is looking forward to "Tadaima, okaeri" 🙋‍♂️?

It looks so cute!!!

Fyodor 🥵

Thats all I'll say

Other people when they're sick: Ugh, this sucks, I hate this. I wouldn't wish this upon anyone.

Me when I'm sick: Fuck, God damn it! Ugh, I would wish this upon literally anyone else if it meant I wouldn't be sick right now.

Moral of the story: I'm an asshole and I don't wanna be sick.

December 26th,

God damn it, I missed Victor's birthday. It was yesterday, the 25th. Well, a belated happy birthday to Victor Nikiforov.

Guys, my chromebook is running so slowly and I don't know why. I mean, I have only the necessary tabs open; a fanfic tab, a YouTube tab, and 9 anime tabs. You know what I think it is, I think it's probably the fact that it's a school issued device. Yeah, definitely that and nothing else.

January 15th,

Happy birthday to Historia Reiss.

Okay, I've been binging Bungo Stray Dogs and I just really want to kiss Dazai. Like, I really, really want to kiss his adorable, handsome face.

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍