Mao Is The Fight Club Of Card Games. I'm Not Explaining, Because I Can't.

although current magic: the gathering designers claim that black mana is not evil, the traits associated with it, both mechanically in game (sacrificing your own creatures and killing others', etc.) and in the narrative (ambition, selfishness, power), demonstrate that it is an antisocial force at least. the decision to associate the Swamp as a source of power for black decks is part of a long history in European cultures that reviles swamps, bogs, and other wetlands as evil places. this mindset contributed to the mass destruction of wetlands across the world until very recent scientific endeavors showed how important wetlands are. in reality, wetlands are extremely complicated, unique, and environmentally crucial ecosystems which exist in myriad forms on every continent save antarctica. to combat colonialist thought, i propose a radical change to the mtg paradigm by replacing the Swamp basic land type with one that truly represents a spawning ground for evil: the Parking Lot.

Me core

"Calm down, sokka."

Wearing a "women want me, fish fear me" hat while i go fishing to ward off sirens, who classify as both, and thus are unable to decide whether to fuck me or run

I like to play a game, called "how little effort can i put into my post without it being noticeable.

Going to get HRT but three of my friends are trying to hunt me down and stop me. Also, only a small percent of my viewers are actually subscri

It's even worse when you're sure you weren't the one to break it, but the people behind you think you are.

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

what if it were all just a dream

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

Remember, the only difference between a fed and FexEx is that when you kill a FedEx driver you get to take two prize cards instead of one.

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.