*It Was As If Your Very SOUL Was Glowing

Bop it. Twist it. Jork it.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

"You say you're an edgelord, and nobody bats an eye. I call myself the lord of edging, and society,, society goes wild."

Hwat in the ghoulish fuck

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

Me core

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Reblog if you’re a good girl and should be treated as such

If I had to guess, it was probably the colon that got it denied. like, that's not a character you can get on a license plate i think. imagine how funny it would be if you were trying to record someone's plate number, and it's just a series of colons and semicolons. I would just quit driving if that happened to me.

Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

if boobs are so great, why dont they make a second one?

I am unkillable in the sense of i haven't been killed yet, and if i've made it this long, something has to be up.

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The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far