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Nyaaaaaaaa~ :3

Airplane sex got me fucked up

Everyone always talks about pronouns like they're this big thing. But never once have i seen anyone acknowlwdge the noobnouns, nor the hackernouns

This is true, i was there

Hey…. Did you know miku is trans. she told me herself im not lying

It's even worse when you're sure you weren't the one to break it, but the people behind you think you are.

Nothing is more panic-inducing than when something breaks or is behaving abnormally, and there are people waiting in line behind you who also want to use the thing.

There's a certain phenomenon with balatro where when youtube people play, the the first episode is always "so, ______ reccomended the game to me, and i've been seeing it everywhere, so i thought i'd give it a shot" and then the next episode is "i have put 100 hours into this game off-camera, i've gotten my whole neighborhood into the game, and i plan on purchasing the game multiple more times so i can play it even more.

I hate the movie industry for a variety of reasons, but the biggest one is how all the movies feel.......cheesy? Im not sure how else to explain it, but every protagonist nowadays is always some average person, with nothing interesting about them below the surface level. And, every character has to be inconsistent comic relief. Like, we've seen so much success from movies that take themselves seroiusly that you'd think people would catch on.

Isnt that the one guy who made all the pokemon?

thinking about when i used to go on church retreats several times a year in middle/high school and one of them was to this camp in delaware for a couple years in a row we would see this albino deer and one time one of the youth group leaders very seriously and emotionally pointed to it and said “that’s jesus”

that’s jesus ^

Is sharpie mtg a form of blackout poetry? It's definitely an art form, but to what extent?

honestly, being bred to extinction doesn't seem like a bad way to go out