I can just imagine xisuma ask grian for an explanation and ends up just getting:
"oh yeah... These are my friends from high school who are watchers. Also, surprise - I am a watcher too :D" while taurtis and domrao turn to more human forms and just hug/squeeze grian.
This just ends us as the others finding out grian is like a secret pvp god or something, and xisuma trying to learn more about grian and why they are watchers/what they do.
the au where xisuma (and perhaps a few other hermits) worship xelqua and the watchers as their gods and at some point are all talking about it. grian chiming in with some unknown knowledge and when hurriedly asked where he learned it he just panics and yells; “BOOK.” they all very much doubt that.
some time later, the watchers visit and when the hermits who do worship them bow grian just groans. “don’t bow to them, they’re dorks.”
and (in this seperate watcher au that doesn’t connect to my other post) the two watchers just pout.
“griiannn!! come on, this is our first time being out on the overworld as watchers! you’re lucky your training involved you being here, me and dom had to sit through the stuff to take over watching the other dimensions.” “your fault for dying.”
“hey! at least i got that immortality curse gone first!”
the hermits just watch grian bicker with the watcher (whos name, taurtis, was thrown in at some point of grians scolding), while the other watcher- who was name dropped as dom early on- just watches them with an amused smile on his face.
I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.
You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.
You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.
You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.
"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.
I love the bit and we’re Morgan just kind of forgets that Alex is an option  and how each and every single time without fail Alex his feelings get hurt
And the fact that I’m pretty sure a good majority of the times that this has happened. It was purely by accident like Morgan just genuinely forgot that Alex was an option. .
Billionaire brothers au
Imagine Bruce and Oliver having terrible insomnia because they had been kidnapped alot as kids, and had been in alot of danger. So, neither of them can sleep unless they feel safe, either surrounded by the kids or eachother.
Imagine after a long mission, neither of them have been sleeping during it as they hadn't felt safe, both of them just curling up next to eachother in civies on the long flight home without thinking.
It would shock the JL, as Bruce is always serious around them, and also because of how young they are (22-23). Also I imagine that Bruce has long curly hair which he normally has up, but is just scattered around him. So Bruce and Ollie just sleep properly for the first time in days while the team just try their best to stay away from them because they don't know what's going on.
Imagine after weeks of solving problems, and after an invasion from mind controlling aliens (where the whole JL but Bruce and Ollie got mind controlled) they just end up falling asleep instantly.
Or after one of them had a tough week they'd just comfort eachother like they've always done, one just walking over to the front of the other and wrapping their arms around the other and hiding from the world against them, both of them holding eachother automatically. I think it would just shock the JL, especially if it was Bruce who just walked up to Ollie and tucked himself against him, Ollie automatically wrapping his arms around B without thinking.
I just love the thought of Bruce and Ollie shocking the JL by acting like themselves due to knowing eachother for so long, and the justice league is absolutely confused half the time as they act like they hate eachother in meetings when it's just that they know eachother so well and both hate it when they act infront of others.
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Crack head cannon
Imagine if at both Camps everyone thinks Reyna and Hylla hate eachother due to them bickering alot and fighting alot.
Instead, what if they're just acting like normal siblings, fighting eachother and annoying eachother, but no one else has full siblings so everyone just acts as friends.
So those two could be arguing and insulting eachother, but if anyone else tries to be rude to them they will get murdered n shit.
Also, Hylla would be the only one able to get Reyna to rest and go Medical, and is the only person Rey lets hug her.
More importantly, the Amazons could visit Camp Jupiter, and a few hours the campers panic bc Reyna and Hylla are in a room together alone, having run off at the start. And the campers find them just hanging out and laughing, which Reyna rarely does, confusing everyone.
Enough of the organised and put together reyna propaganda! She was a praetor by her early teens?? If Will is insane, goddamnit so is she!
• She functions on caffeine. Literally hates any coffee that isn't sweet enough to knock out a horse but will drink it anyway. If it's coffee, she'll have it, even if she's actively grimacing the whole time.
• Excellent poker face but cannot actually win at cards so she cheats. She learnt this from the pirates and only Jason and Gwen have ever caught her doing it.
• Plays the perfect roman leader but at least 50% of the time, her battle strategy is just "wing it with confidence". Somehow, it works.
• MANIC without sufficient sleep. She is visibly buzzing and her accent is getting more pronounced by the second. All the paperwork for the next month is done and several centurions are hovering nearby because when she crashes, it's gonna be lights out in a matter of seconds, no time to even lie down. Yes, she has hit her head before because of this.
• Her ADHD and autistic ass CANNOT handle an overwhelming workload. Manages it with careful balancing and lots of to do lists, but occasionally Thalia will find her sobbing angrily on the kitchen floor at midnight, covered in post its.
• No one knows where she went for like a month when she was fourteen?? No one. She just randomly disappeared and then basically gaslighted everyone by completely ignoring it when she got back. There are conspiracy theories in New Rome about it.
• Do NOT put her and Leo in a room alone for any length of time. Not even bc they would fight, once Reyna eventually gets to trusting Leo, their combined insane genius is a force to be reckoned with. They are making blueprints for a never-before-seen war machine and no one can even stop them bc it's all in Spanish.
• Hates Latin. Actually hates it. It's too similar to Spanish but with enough differences that she accidentally switches to spanish sometimes and it pisses her off.
I have more but this post is already too long lmao so im gonna stop there. Anyway, make Reyna more insane you cowards.
I always see people talking about Reyna as if she's very put together and organised, like has a great sleep schedule and everything
I love that, but what if instead she's just a mess if a human being.
I headcannon Reyna as a workaholic who just never sleeps.ever. unless she just passes out from exhaustion. I think she gets so busy working that she misses most meals and never has time to do anything.
Also I definitely headcannon her as a lot younger, like more closer to Nico's age, so around 14 or 15 and like no one remembers
Give me a Reyna who hasn't slept or are in days who does most of the praetor work as Frank is struggling to learn how to do it.
Give me Reyna who no one realises she just doesn't sleep or is always working, who only keeps working so not to disappoint anyone because she's younger than the others.
Give me Reyna who really just needs a hug and some rest but never takes breaks.
Just imagine a scenario where after a long month of meetings and paperwork, of only getting 1hour sleep a night if that, where when getting up from her seat Reyna , absolutely exhausted, ends up passing out. All of the legion panics because Reyna is very strong and is always fine so when she wakes up after being asleep for a few days everyone is worried. Like every time she goes to get something it's grabbed for her. Or when she needs to go somewhere people go with her and fret over her to make sure she's alright. And because she's stubborn and not used to help she pushes it away.
Give me a Reyna who hides injuries plz, refused to go medical ever.
Also if her sister's there, she will hug her and she will fall asleep in her arms. Why? Because Hylla is safe to her.
i like hugs, and honestly i just. i think they deserve more love than they get. so here we go lads. i’m on a one-woman mission to revive the absolute love of hugs. as always!!! do NOT add to this list!! i will curse your crops and possibly your livestock!! seriously tho i might make a new list, so just. don’t do it. add a “+ REVERSE” to reverse the roles of the action!
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[ LIFT ]: sender, being taller than the shorter receiver, lifts them off the ground mid-embrace.
[ SIGH ]: sender releases a soft sigh of relief the moment they have the receiver in their arms.
[ CHEEK ]: sender presses a quick kiss to the receiver’s cheek on their way into the hug.
[ TEMPLE ]: sender presses a soft kiss to the receiver’s temple while hugging them.
[ CROWN ]: sender presses a kiss to the crown of the receiver’s head while hugging.
[ NECK ]: sender reaches up and wraps their arms around the receiver’s neck when hugging them.
[ MIDDLE ]: sender wraps their arms around the receiver’s middle while hugging them.
[ OPEN ]: sender wordlessly opens their arms out to offer the receiver a long-awaited hug.
[ CRY ]: while holding on to the receiver, the sender begins to cry into their shoulder/chest/hair (depending on height difference and whatnot.)
[ HAIR ]: sender buries one hand into the receiver’s hair while hugging them.
[ CUP ]: sender gently cups one hand against the back of the receiver’s head while hugging them.
[ ASSURE ]: sender quietly reassures the receiver that everything’s okay while they’re hugging one another.
[ HESITATE ]: startled by a sudden hug from the receiver, the sender pauses for a moment, before hesitantly returning the embrace.
[ CLING ]: sender wraps their arms tightly around the receiver, clinging on to them throughout the embrace.
[ STROKE ]: sender slowly and repeatedly runs a hand through the receiver’s hair in a soothing motion while they hug.
[ SPIN ]: while hugging the receiver, the sender lifts them off the ground and begins to spin them both in a giddy, joyful circle.
[ FALL ]: receiving a sudden and forceful embrace from the receiver, the sender stumbles and falls to the ground while still hugging them.
[ THROW ]: sender suddenly flings their arms around the receiver in an impulsive embrace.
[ SPRINT ]: seeing the receiver across the room, the sender sprints across the distance between them to give them a hug.
[ PULL ]: sender physically pulls the receiver (by the hand or waist or arms, etc.) into a hug
[ SHOULDER ]: sender buries their face into the receiver’s shoulder/the crook of their neck while hugging them.
[ WAIST ]: sender jumps up at the last minute while running to hug the receiver, wrapping their legs around their waist and their arms around their neck as they hug them.
[ SIDE ]: sender wraps an arm around the receivers shoulders and pulls them in for a side-hug.
[ GIFT ]: while hugging the receiver, the sender slips something into their pocket out of the public eye. (FEEL FREE TO SPECIFY WHAT THIS GIFT IS!)
[ GUIDE ]: as they go in for a hug, the sender gently rests a hand and guides the receiver’s head to rest against their shoulder/chest.
[ CHIN ]: sender, while hugging the receiver, rests their chin on top of their head.
[ SWAY ]: while embracing the receiver, the sender begins to sway in a slow, soothing manner.
[ COAT ]: as they go for a hug, the sender opens out their jacket so the receiver can “share” it, warming them up as best they can while they hug.
[ HUM ]: as they embrace, the sender begins to gently hum under their breath to soothe and relax the receiver.
[ CIRCLE ]: while they’re hugging, the sender begins to rub their hand in slow circles on the receiver’s back.
[ SUBSIDE ]: an emotionally distressed sender initially shoves and strikes out at the receiver, but collapses into tears after a few moments and sinks against them for a hug.
[ CARRY ]: the sender pulls an emotionally/physically exhausted receiver into an embrace, then lifts them off their feet and carries them to a sofa/bed to let them lie down and get some rest.
[ COLLAPSE ]: a weakened sender (either from exhaustion or injuries or whatever!) sinks into the receiver’s embrace, only to collapse in their arms, too weak to move.
Billionaire brothers au
Bruce Wayne, Oliver Queen and Tony Stark were all theatre kids and could definitely perform so many plays and sing the songs perfectly. They all love Hamilton, Six and most musicals and have been to see all the plays during the first showing of them.
In this au Bruce and Oliver are like 23ish while Tony is 21, but no one else remembers due to how much they've done, so they're all gen z
You will randomly find them singing together when they're bored and all the batkids love it because they're great singers, definitely took singing classes together with other rich kids, like Hope(marvel idk her last name) and Lex luthor.
When at galas, if they get bored enough they'd hack into the system, turn on disco lights and play proper party music and sing to it.
Also it's a singer au, where they are all a part of an anonymous band named something dumb like Veota or something they started when they were younger (so all popular modern day songs were written by them and their friends) and they just couldn't be bothered to deal with more paparazzi so no one knows.
So one day the justice league comes over to Bruce's bc they need him for something and they're just singing together with a bunch of famous rich kids and they're just.baffled. so confused. And they just don't care.