The Slytherin Skittles Are Ghibil Fans And One Time They All Watched "How's Moving Castle" Together And

James tried wearing contacts once and absolutely hated it. He started crying when it was time to take them out because he got scared of putting his fingers in his eyes, and half the Gryffindor common room came to calm him down it was a whole thing

my roman empire is lowkey the dog that waited for odysseus to come back for like 20 years, was the only one who recognised his master in disguise and was too sick and tired and old to get up and greet him. And exactly because odysseus was in disquise he couldn't go to greet the dog and the dog FUCKING WIGGLES HIS LITTLE TAIL AND DIES ARGOS YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED

Classics are so weird because you will be reading the most beautiful writing known to mankind, absolutely heartwrenching quotes and brilliant themes, and then you will be hit with the most VIOLENT RACISM AND SEXISM

James telling Sirius "Happy Pride Month" during their 5th year and Sirius responding with a "WTF I am not gay Prongs" and James just hit him with a "Oh so you haven't realised yet" and Sirius HATED that. What he hated even more was coming out to James a year later and the little victory dance that followed their conversation

The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold

Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll

Peter and James definitely had a bet going on about how long it would take for Wolfstar to tell them that they were dating. Remus and Sirius thought they were being so slick and secretive and when Peter stopped yelling "OH YOU JUST COULDNT WAIT TWO MORE WEEKS", James told them that they had indeed heard them fucking like a month into their relationship

incase anybody is wondering how I'm coping with stress during this exam season today, I started violently sobbing in the middle of the street cause I accidently stepped on a snail

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✨ Put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers

DONT KNOW WHAT IM DOING LETS GO THOUGH

Brand New City by Mitski (absolutely everything by Mitski but GOD THIS ALBUM)

School's Out by Alice Cooper (grew up with Alice Cooper)

Judas by Lady Gaga (unironically I always hype myself up with Lady Gaga)

Jesus He Knows Me by Ghost

Layla by Derek and the Dominos

ALRIGHT FUN!

The Secret History, If We Were Villains, The Lies of Licke Lamora, The Pictire of Dorian Gray, Frankestein, metaphors, movies, Berserk and the dynamic between Gryffitj and Guts, homoeroticism and internalised homophobia in mainstream media, Hannibal

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Creating my own tag game cause I can

Say one thing that is not your main fandom that you could rant about for hours then tag mutuals you wanna get to know <33

I personally could talk about generational differences along with sibling roles and dynamics for ever it fascinates me

Your turn!: @little-doggy-girl-collar @fatallyaddictedtofiction @roseandgold137 @sad-girl-shit11 @starchasing-cryptid @6kate1bishop6 @10dunksfansinatrenchcoat @biterflies @aliteralchicken @transgnckon @annah-kitathryne @masterofthew1cket and anyone else who sees this <3