ALRIGHT FUN!

I simultaneously love and hate imagining the Black brothers before the world around them tore them apart. When they were just little kids who weren't yet aware of the brutality that existed all around them - Sirius and Regulus running around, playing at being grown wizards, drawing, trying to cook, annoying the house elves. And yes, sometimes they fought, because that's what siblings do, but whenever Regulu's eyes welled up with tears, Sirius always caved in because no matter what, his love for Regulus was much bigger than his anger

Sirius and James had to write an exam on muggle American History and they decided to prepare for it by watching Hamilton repeatedly, multiple times in their dorm the week before said exam and even though Remus really did study a shit ton, when he sat down to write the actual exam the only thing in his brain was godamn "Guns and Ships"

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER

Mentioning the Secret History is enough to make me wanna forever bind souls with someone

James meeting Regulus' friends for the first time as his official boyfriend was definitely a big thing for everyone involved except Regulus. Sirius already knew Barty and Evan from when they would hang out at the Black household so he just decided to terrorise the living shit out of James telling him that they're "super protective" "super scary" and that "their approval means the world to Reggie". Remus just decided to go along and presented Pandora (who he knew from a study group) as the ultimate boss of mean girls. And when James almost shaking walked into the coffee shop they had arranged to meet up what he saw was Barty putting salt in Evans coffee, Evan drinking and spitting said coffee all over Pandora and her just throwing little rocks at him

The Slytherin Skittles have the TIME OF THEIR LIVES bullying little kids on Roblox. Every time Regulus is in a bad mood, he just logs in and makes cocky 12-year-olds cry. The first time James heard him (after he woke up in Reggie's place one day), he was so SHOCKED because he had never heard Regulus-sarcastic-side-remarks-Black curse that much. Also, that kind of online bullying is classical Rosekiller activity. They just get on Tiktok or Twitter and write the most random controversial shit ("yall, i think democracy is kinda overrated??") and watch shit unfold

I truly wonder what was going through Sirius' mind when he learned about his mother's passing. I assume a big part of him felt vindicated, happy, free, maybe even a bit detached and indifferent (after all he hadn't seen his mother in a while) but I have to wonder if a part of him grieved the mother he never had, the love he never got. A part of me wonders if he got overwhelmed by the unfairness of his childhood,  the acceptance that was so expected for the people around him and was never given to him, the parts of Sirius that broke and would always be a bit shattered because of the way his mother raised him. What if a small,tiny part of him, the part that would forever be a child desperately wanting his family's support, couldn't help but remember the small moments of protectiveness and gentleness his mother showed to him before everything, the way she hugged him before his first year at Hogwarts , the way she cleaned his bruises even though he knows she is the one that caused them

Plus size Lily Evans. Always dressed up in dresses,skirts, and florals, Lily Evans. Sunburned and freckled Lily Evans. Sapphic Lily Evans. Always wanted to be close with her sister and has been looking for a sibling figure all her life, Lily Evans. Constantly craving academic validation, Lily Evans. Bug lover Lily Evans. Owner of three cats, Lily Evans. Prettiest handwriting and most organised notebooks in her grade, Lily Evans. LOVE OF MY LIFE LILY EVANS

Jame's bachelor party included him and the rest of the Marauders wearing the most stupid matching t-shirts,going to a bunch of pubs where they drunk their weight in alcohol and getting matching tattoos (the tatto artist almost threw them out because they wouldnt stop laughing). It ended up with all of them playing Twister in Remus and Sirius' apartment, Sirius whining to Remus about the fact that "we've been dating longer Remie, why haven't you proposed??" and them crying their eyes out while hugging each other."You're not gonna forget us, are you, Prongs?"" I could never Pads"

Noya is suuuper allergic to peanuts, something his team found out when he accidently ate a protein bar absolutely filled with peanuts, and they had to take him to the ER cause he was all swollen and red. Asaahi was almost hypervilating in the car cause he was that stressed while Tanaka was somehow calm enough to start taking pics of Noya, which he used as his actual wallpaper for a while. Since then noone brings anything that contains even the slightest amount of peanut around Noya because they just don't trust him tbh