You Have A Place In My Heart

“The risk I took was calculated, but man, I have no self control”

Me, starting another 50k+ fanfiction at 1 AM, knowing that I will lose sleep over this:

Way too much relatable

Voltron s6- *Keith says ‘your my brother’ showing that that love he feels for Shiro is only familial*

Sheith shippers- HE SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’

My ass-

Voltron s6- *shows no shippable moments for Keith and Lance*

Klance shippers- UGH THIS SEASON WAS THE WORST

My ass who also ships Klance but enjoyed the season for what it’s worth-

Voltron s6- *sets up Lance as a possible rebound for Allura*

My tired gay ass who’s tired of shit like this-

Voltron s6- *has wonderful backstorys, character growth, Lotor being a snake, confirmed Shiro clone and the D&D ep*

My happy ass-

😂😂😂😂

Me: *knows full well that characters and otps are fictional* Also me: *gets personally offended when otps have arguments* *cries way too much over otps* *basically only ever thinks about characters and otps*

Ok so I just discovered that kandreil was going to be canon in the first drafts and I am literally mourning rn

Not that the books aren’t amazing but u know that would be perfect

Dragon prince

Why there are so many Hot characters in only one place?!

My favourite lines from Wayward Son

WARNING: WAYWARD SON SPOILERS

‘The magic-est.’

‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’

‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’

‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’

‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’

‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’

‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’

‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’

‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’

‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’

‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’

‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’

‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’

‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’

‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’

‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’

‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’

‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’

‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’

‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’

‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’

‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’

‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’

And then, of course, this beautiful part:

‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’

“I don’t care” by Ed Sheeran is such an Andreil song

I love the lord of the flies reference in the end.

[the coffee pot is found broken at the palace of vere]

laurent: so who broke it? i’m not mad, i just want to know.

damen: i did, i broke it.

laurent: no. no you didn’t. jord?

jord: don’t look at me. look at nikandros.

nikandros: what? i didn’t break it.

jord: hmm. that’s weird. how did you even know it was broken?

nikandros: because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

jord: suspicious

nikandros: no it’s not!

nicaise: if it matters… probably not… but aimeric was the last one to use it.

aimeric: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

nicaise: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?

aimeric: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, nicaise!

damen: alright, let’s not fight. i broke it, let me pay for it, laurent.

laurent: no. who broke it?

lazar: well, pallas has been awfully quiet

pallas: really?

lazar: yeah, really!

[cut to laurent in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]

laurent: i broke it. it burned my hand so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

Lsa not sure how to pronounce it

Your Simple Fantasy Name

Your first initial and the last two letters of your last name.

Tag yourself, I’m Ley.