Way Too Much Relatable

YES!!

Hear me out: A Hawkmoth defeat, but instead of a battle, make it a full-team Ocean's 11 style heist. Make it fancy, make it lavish. Make it pre-identity reveal, but they all play their roles as their civilian selves.

My favourite lines from Wayward Son

WARNING: WAYWARD SON SPOILERS

‘The magic-est.’

‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’

‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’

‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’

‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’

‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’

‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’

‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’

‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’

‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’

‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’

‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’

‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’

‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’

‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’

‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’

‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’

‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’

‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’

‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’

‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’

‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’

‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’

And then, of course, this beautiful part:

‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’

Chat is not just being sidelined from the general plot and in Akuma fights but his development is being ignored as well.

So ladybug has now all this new and cool powers, yes she awesome and the Miraculous of creation so it make sense, anyway. But the most powerful miraculous are BOTH Ladybug and Cat Noir they are the Ying and Yang. Is not that Ladybug is more powerfull she is just the one that is managing to figure stuff out. Marinette has this whole new support of being the guardian having all the kwamis and Alya so she is clearly evolving, which by definition is not bad. But the problem is that Adrien isn’t and he probably doesn’t even realize himself can do things like that. And when he does his powers are prob not going to be the same but I would say equivalent to hers. So this by not happening now will not just fuck him up but eventually will blow in our faces because they are supposed to Balance each other out.

Anathema : I’m cold.

Newt : here, have my jacket.

Aziraphale : It’s a bit chilly today, isn’t it?

Crowley : what do you want me to do, set you on fire?

Me trying to follow Marinette’s logic on kwamibuster

Neil “season 2 is quite, gentle and romantic” Gaiman walked so David “season 2 is fucking sweet, sluts” Jenkins could run.

*cut to Felix emailing the ladyblog* I’m about to end this man’s whole career

EMPEROR BELOS HAS THE DOOR, NOT THE KEY

when luz gives belos the door we clearly see her take the key and then hide it back in her coat once the door appears

UNLESS when she destroyed the door the key also self destructs that means that luz still has the key which is important cuz

If you wanna open a portal you need the key.

I think this chapter have more highlights than the rest of the book altogether I just couldn’t stop laughing

Me? Reading chapter 24 of Cemetery Boys again? It’s more likely than you think.

This had become a necessity now

Alright are we still doing this Defenders of Tomorrow thing? lol