“The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I Have No Self Control”

What can I even say

You got the OTPs that are

And then you got the

OTPs

Definitely

Sam Cortland deserved better

Reblog if you agree

HOW TO MAKE A BOOK/A TV-SHOW POPULAR IN TUMBLR IN THREE EASY STEPS

1. Have a decent gay storyline 2. That’s it 3. Literally nothing else is needed

And proceed to be roasted once again

When you realize the episode 'The Roast' is about the Baron finding out who literally roasted him like a BBQ chicken

It have been 2 years and I am still not over the fact that Klance isn’t canon

Two things are fucking me up about the locked tomb right now

1) we know from the author’s note and can see implications in the text that harrow’s hallucinations have been ongoing, they’re not from the lobotomy or something. harrow hallucinates, that’s canon. the body is a hallucination. so how did it know to tell her to lie about her age to mercymorn. either it’s something else hiding itself among her hallucinations or harrow figured out a whole lot of shit real fast before she fucked with her brain and some of it stuck.

2) this is about that post about how mercymorn and augustine can be seen as an allegory for queer people forced to deny that part of themselves for their religion, and how it makes sense therefore that each of their cavs were the same gender as them. there’s a part where john says “if the man you were before you died … —before the Resurrection—could heat what you just said to me, he’d tear your throat out.” (chapter 51) You could argue that this just means that he’s saying augustine has changed over the last 10,000 years. BUT when I was reading the book (though I don’t have the quotes on hand to show it), I was very much under the impression that they didn’t remember who they were before the Resurrection. If that’s the case, they each have only john’s word on who they were, how they knew each other, and how they were related—and certainly john is powerful enough to have reshaped them however he wanted to. Which certainly makes that reading all the more horrific.

Way too much relatable

Voltron s6- *Keith says ‘your my brother’ showing that that love he feels for Shiro is only familial*

Sheith shippers- HE SAID ‘I LOVE YOU’

My ass-

Voltron s6- *shows no shippable moments for Keith and Lance*

Klance shippers- UGH THIS SEASON WAS THE WORST

My ass who also ships Klance but enjoyed the season for what it’s worth-

Voltron s6- *sets up Lance as a possible rebound for Allura*

My tired gay ass who’s tired of shit like this-

Voltron s6- *has wonderful backstorys, character growth, Lotor being a snake, confirmed Shiro clone and the D&D ep*

My happy ass-

Oh yes that’s damn right

Good Omens a summary

The many shades of Pikachu in Detective Pikachu.

Me watching Chapter 2 with my cousin

My cousin: oh my god Richie is gay and in love with Eddie

Me: * trying not to freak out, pretending not to be obcessed and shipping reedie since the first 10 min of the first movie*

Me: *voice cracking* yeah