This Footage Of Elmo After Messing Up A Take On Sesame Street Is Peak Relatable

I lay awake at night dreading the day when a very potter musical is no longer outrageously funny to people because they don’t understand all of the painfully 2009 cultural references that are made

(first day as a barista)

draco : here’s your coffee

harry : thanks. can i get a little spoon too?

draco : sure

draco, sits on harry’s lap and nuzzles into him : here you go

a day in the potter-malfoy kitchen.

I still wonder what it’s like to Feel the firm grip of your hand Imagining the quiet whispers of “I’m sorry, I understand,” &  Loving you’s a living hell But I want to do it well & I don’t know how

- Like Hell, @staganddragon

draco malfoy: i’ll take my secret love of potter to the grave

the grave: *beckons*

draco: POTTER

thank you to @dddraconis for the idea to do ‘dark twist on the little mermaid’ w/malfoy losing his gay ass voice <3

Turns out that in order to post my fics, I have to write them! Shocked and upset.

Knowing his godfather will not approve of skipping class to see The Bent-Winged Snitches, Teddy Lupin calls for some spiritual intervention.

have you ever seen the english subtitles for a chinese bootleg of harry potter and the chamber of secrets?

because

they’re

great

full album here

*FLIPS TABLE*

GIVE ME GRYFFINDOR DRACO. GRYFFINDOR DRACO WHO GROWS UP BEING TOLD THAT HE DOESN’T BELONG IN HOUSE OF THE BRAVE AND CAN’T STAY IN THE COMMON ROOMS BECAUSE HE’LL BE DESTROYED, SO HE FREQUENTLY STAYS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE COMMON ROOMS, INCLUDING HIDING OUT AFTER CURFEW.

GIVE ME SLYTHERIN HARRY, WHO LEARNED THAT HE’D MAKE FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE OF THE SLY AND CUNNING. GIVE ME HARRY WHO IGNORES THE WHISPERS OF HIM BECOMING THE NEXT DARK LORD. GIVE ME HARRY WHO LEAVES THE COMMON ROOM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD.

GIVE ME RAVENCLAW RON, WHO FEELS WRONG, BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S THE FARTHEST THING FROM SMART, WHO GETS LOCKED OUT OF HIS COMMON ROOM BECAUSE HE CAN’T FIGURE OUT THE PASSCODE.

GIVE ME HUFFLEPUFF HERMIONE, WHO CONSTANTLY LEAVES THE COMMON ROOM BECAUSE ITS MUCH TOO LOUD. WHO FIGHTS THE STEREOTYPE OF HUFFLEPUFFS BEING LEFTOVERS.

You still with me? Good because remember how I said they all stay out of their common rooms?

GIVE ME ALL FOUR MEETING AND BECOMING ACQUAINTANCES, THEN BEST FRIENDS.

Draco takes time to warm up to them, but slowly starts losing that prejudice(through a lot of corrections from Ron and Harry sometimes Hermione).

Give me them becoming friends and starting house unity.

Give me Draco bashing someone in the face for calling Hermione mudblood.

Give me Harry ruining someone’s status for making fun of Ron’s family.

Give me Hermione chewing someone out for calling Draco a carbon copy of his father.

Give me Ron asking his Fred and George to prank someone bad for starting rumors about Harry.

Give me all of them being protective of each other because they’re the only family they’ve got here.

JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series

Devon and Alfred: