Sorry For The Delay In Responding To Your Message. I Was Walking Around The House With Unclear Intentions

grocery stores don't love you they want to see harm come to you and if you spend too long in one you will not return the same

Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

a gas leak wouldn't even affect me

radical statement here but people in red states aren’t subhuman and they don’t deserve to suffer and die because they have shitty state governments

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

my hungry ass could never go mining

Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me