My Hungry Ass Could Never Go Mining

i am actually on my hands and knees BEGGING for cubfan135 to be in the life series this time around. i know that he's not been in it before but please. PLEASE. for me

you think you’re sisyphus but you’re actually the fuckass boulder

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

BADASS AWESOME SKELETON STIMBOARD

JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.

ENOUGH drawing those minecraft youtubers as twenty-something twinks can get some middle aged men with smile lines and grey hair at least

Wild Life shinyduo my beloved ?

No but srsly I think Gem is genuinely going to kill pearl >_>

Side note: they're both holding dice with gem's glowing in her fist

Your honor my client's love language is money laundering