Not Everything Needs Old Woman Yuri In It

yeah im good the light has left my world though

hii hermitcraft fans. so i hear there's a controversy going on in your fandom and as a long-time dsmp fan and therefore someone who has seen this many times, i am warning you to NOT delete everything you own related to people who have done bad things, I beg of you, you WILL regret it. Every time this sort of thing happens people delete all their fics and fanart related to the figure in question and every time they regret doing so. Take a minute, calm down, orphan fics if you must, but DO NOT DELETE ANYTHING.

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

starting a series...

if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love

the only thing I’m grinding are my teeth by accident

Cannibalism as a metaphor for I Was Hungry

[remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] YOU should kill yourself

What are your pronouns bruv???

HE. SHE. THEY. IT.

I once was a simple man who only had one measley Pro Noun... but then I realized that with every Gender Gained, you also gain strength and power over those who have weaker souls. If you only have one Pro Noun, I got news for you, buddy! You will soon be licking my boots and begging for mercy once the Non Binary Overlords sieze power... Welcome to the Liberal Agenda!

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back