Parasite Hesitated. They Had Been So Sure About It At First, But Now…

Ho, damn, sorry my guy, anyways have a nice day

Last time I take gossip/news from Sam smh/silly

Bucky when are you and Sam getting married

Yeah, that’s not happening. Sam’s great and all, but I’m already married—to Natasha. Y’know, love of my life, absolute badass, red hair, deadly hands? Yeah. That one.

But hey, if you’re looking for a wedding to crash, maybe ask Sam when he’s tying the knot with whoever’s lucky enough to deal with him.

“I… Have no idea. I’ve never actually fully bonded to somebody, not for a long time, at least. I know perfect symbiosis isn’t achieved immediately though- if at all- so maybe it works similarly? But maybe it would work differently, since perfect symbiosis is much more different than a normal bond?”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

Hi! I’m existent, hello!

You’re a spider person? Hi!

DO YOU STILL HAVE A SYMBIOTE?

- @spidey-dad

YEAH!!!!

they’re @parasite-the-symbiote

…Huh.

I’m suddenly somewhat invested in the platypus. Why am I invested in a fictional platypus??? What the fuck???

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”

Ah, not much, I mean that’s a bit of an understatement but that doesn’t matter right now what about you?

parryyyyyyyyy! i miss u :(

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Oh, hello!! Hey!! How are you doing?

Evidently this is a hot take, but John Walker is not the "evil Captain America" he's just not Captain America. He was given the title by his superiors, he's maybe arrogant enough to believe that's all it takes to be Cap, but he doesn't really seem to believe that because a lot of what he does in TFatWS smacks of insecurity, trying to prove himself to others AND himself, then his close friend is murdered right in front of him. He snapped and killed the wrong person for it in front of witnesses, but I can't believe no one finds that - or anything about the character - relatable. I relate to it and I've never spent one second in the military, had anyone expect me to fill the shoes of a national hero, or watched my best friend killed right in front of me while fighting international terrorists.

KILL KILL KILL HYRDA KILL

hail HYDRA.

Really? You’re going to play that card on me? Think again.

i- DAMN HOLY SHIT BRO

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

Parasite nodded, their eyes widening and spikes going a bit more slack as they saw Wheelie. “I- yeah- grounding- grounding stuff. That. I don’t-”

They broke down, slumping to the ground, tail curled in under them.

Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.

They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.

They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-

They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.

Please… no…

What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.