Hi! I’m Existent, Hello!

“Oh! Your hosts, you mean?”

Parasite perked up at that, seemingly much more engaged in the conversation and no longer half zoned out as they heard the mention of VICE’S host (One would think that the mention of something so sensitive would make Parasite offended, but oftentimes it had quite the opposite effect).

“Well, Recluse and Bluejay sound like very nice people. Keep them safe and close, if you can.”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

Loki: So you made a suit for him?

Tony: yes

Loki: and you yelled at him for being reckless?

Tony: yup

Loki: and you saw his picture and figured the universe issue out?

Tony: that's right

Loki: you took care of him... found him as inspiration... and what is he to you?

Tony: just a random spider kid

Loki: ...

Tony: ...

Loki: what's his favourite breakfast cereal?

Tony: fruit loop-

Loki:... rAnDoM sPiDeR kId THATS YOUR SON YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!

@god-of-mischief-mcu @under0-0s @multiverse-peterbparker

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Probably foxglove or spider irises, though blue lilies would also be acceptable.

However since I’m not part spider I’m probably (hopefully) not going to die anytime soon, though- if you are part spider, then lifespan is probably more along 47 years, so I take back that statement.

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big fan of your work. both in a culinary sense and in a dealing with rude people effectively sense.

might i have you for dinner some time? Dr Hannibal Lecter

Of course! I’ll check with the person I’m staying/currently bonded with first, but that would be great! I’m not the best cook though, I’ll admit.

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