Ho, Damn, Sorry My Guy, Anyways Have A Nice Day

“Of course! Come back anytime. If you need me, I’ll come and find you. Or you could come and fine me! Whichever one is easiest for you.”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

Adding onto this:

GWENOM PLEASE. PLEASEEEEEEE

Ok top 10 wishlist for Beyond the Spider-verse Spider characters

1. Spiders-Man

2. Spinstress (assuming she gets a song)

3. Kwaku Anansi

4. Lady Spider (i know we glimpsed her in the background, but I want May Rieley steampunk action!)

5. Emissary of Hell (mech battle with Peni?)

6. Night Spider

7. Either Turn Off the Dark Spider-Man (who can join in Spinstress’ number) or Spider-Monster (Grover)’s parody there-of, in either case they need to crash into someone at a key moment

8. Arachknight

9. Silk

10. Ben & Petey

Today’s Daily Symbiote: Totally according to plan

Parasite stares at VICE for a long, long time, before speaking up after a moment.

“That’s a nice way of seeing it.”

“What birdie and spider do you speak of that was hurt?” Their eyes shone as they spoke, perking up a bit.

“Do you have a spider-person too?”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

“Yes, yes!”

Parasite didn’t waste a second, latching onto their arm instantly and climbing over to their shoulder.

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

look at this thang

[x]

Mrrrrrp! Mrrrrr!

(Hello there! How are you!)

@its-jeff-the-shark

Oh! Hello little creature!

You’re the one I talked to about the fabled muskrat, aren’t you? A fellow creature with good tastes! How rare to see these days!

Alright, got it, just don’t eat any of the people that are in the house.

If you kill all your hosts have you ever thought about bonding with a Deadpool?

I…

…

@d-adpool WADE, GET OVER HERE I GOTTA TRY SOMETHING

Parasite seems distracted enough by that new question. “Yeah.”

After an awkward moment of silence, it spoke up again, their voice a bit hesitant. “I mean, don’t we all? I didn’t realize there were symbiote’s who didn’t.”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”