I Just Noticed That The Cat's Paw Color Depends On Who You're Booping, So…

I could study y’all from a distance and take notes

i could fix ink

I had to reread this 3 times before I understood what I was reading

glaze/nightshade users when the diffusion engine developers resize their artwork from 3000x3000 to 700x700 before putting it into the techno nightmare sawmill:

My curly hair could never. Instant tangles.

Do our long and/or thick-haired players have to be worried?

Because all I can think about (and this has been on my mind for a while) is Sans stroking through your hair

Only for it to get tangled in his phalanges

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE THOUGHT MAKES ME WHEEZE SO MUCH

I can't draw any of my silly ideas but this is one I would love to see on paper

Watching an "I Expect You To Die" playthrough and was just thinking about Mafia(Fell) Sans X Spy Reader. They were sent in to gather intel and, if possible, kill the Don. Maybe they were sent in by a rival Don, maybe there was a small subsect of a human resistance group trying to force monsters back out of their town. Maybe they were a spy for hire.

Either way, they end up finding a "conflict of interest" and either

A) Distance themselves to avoid hurting the people they love, leading to Sans thinking that he hurt them, only to find them one day beaten and almost dead because the group that hired them was pissed that they weren't getting further intel even though they were paying for a monthly salary. (They might've left a note coming clean and telling him that if they see him again, they'll be free from their contract and they can be together)

B) Delude themselves into thinking they can pull this off, only for it to blow up in their face when Sans finally finds out, and they're desperately trying to repair their relationship, telling him that they hadn't been told to become this attached to him, that they do love him. This could also lead to a situation similar to A, however instead it was Sans' henchmen attacking them and Reader asks them to give him a note where they apologize and promise to never put themselves in his line of sight again, but they did truly love him.

I can also imagine a mix of the two, where Reader is trying to warn Sans of the dangers ahead, and upon finding out, Sans kicks them out, telling them he wants nothing to do with them and never wants to see their face again. Cut out the last part because if I turn this into a fic, I don't want to spoil you guys.

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

If you get close enough you can hear him purring in that exhale-purr kind of way that leopard purr. Do not mention this to him. He is not above an "accident" befalling you.

Narilamb prompt: The Lamb knits Narinder an oversized sweater out of their wool that he doesn't really need, but loves anyway (cause it smells like The Lamb)

This is great since I absolutely hc that Narinder can’t stand the cold (being a jungle cat) so this is immediately canon in my story now.

Dreaming

I finally made that fanfic I had been working on!

Although I am several days late in comparison to the date I originally gave-

Funny how you say that-

it is your sworn duty, as a warrior cat artist, to draw your favorite characters as warrior cats. you must. you vowed to.

Dear god I wish I could write because I’m turning Determination and Starvation around in my head but writing it feels like such a Herculean task.

Someone help.