Dear God I Wish I Could Write Because I’m Turning Determination And Starvation Around In My Head But

I was just reading "A Divorced Crybaby has Moved in Next Door" and I was thinking; what if someone wrote a fic where Reader is married to some big monster hater (who's also cheating on her because people that love to hurt people love to hurt people) and he's super neglectful and the skeleboys are lowkey making her swoon and spending all the time her husband should spend with her. Next door neighbors of course.

Like

Edge and Papyrus cooking for her and letting her cook little meals for them when her hubby is on a weeklong "business trip". (Them all cooking together??? Hello???)

Fell and Mutt unabashedly flirting with her in front of the other skeletons, making her feel attractive and desirable after her husband implies she's "let herself go" after getting married. She shuts their advances down with a simple "I'm married," but never implies she doesn't find them attractive.

Classic and Stretch telling her awful jokes while she's in the backyard, to the chagrin of the other housemates

Blue finds out where she works and escorts her home when work lets off late, lying and saying that her job is on the way to his anyways (It's 30 minutes further from their houses)

Black spending an exorbitant amount on clothes, jewelry, etc. because she's "a work of art and needs to be decorated as such", though the more visibly expensive stuff stays at his house so her husband doesn't catch on.

What if she has kids and sees the Sanses being good with kids??? Seeing Red's soft side with her 5 year old??? Blue making luncks for the kid to take to school??? Black buying them a Switch when he notices their love of Pokémon (Which, much like her clothes, has to stay at his house out of fear of their husband breaking it)???

Also imagine the sheer volume of MILF jokes Mutt and Stretch would make when she's not in the room.

And the angstiest part of them all Her husband finds out about her visits And the next time they see her over the fence

She has a fading bruise on her face and is missing a small chunk of hp.

My curly hair could never. Instant tangles.

Do our long and/or thick-haired players have to be worried?

Because all I can think about (and this has been on my mind for a while) is Sans stroking through your hair

Only for it to get tangled in his phalanges

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE THOUGHT MAKES ME WHEEZE SO MUCH

I can't draw any of my silly ideas but this is one I would love to see on paper

I hope Rufus gets another beer

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

You can only reblog this today.

I just noticed that the cat's paw color depends on who you're booping, so…

Also I'm booping anyone who reblogs this

Y'all ain't following for this shit but I'm gonna draw him trust 🙏

his name is spinjump

I drew the minecraft parkour boys... but as cats!

I'm not quite satisfied with their designs though, so expect some more concrete designs in the future

Also the only reason Evbo is taller than EMF is because he's god so he got a size boost and star patterns on his fur, his champion form was smaller than EMF and he's rubbing the height difference in his face

I saw this on Instagram and went looking for this exact post in case there were updates. There were not.

this weatherman working from home has a cat and she's a little celebrity

The first thought that came to my mind when I saw Toriel was “Oh that neck is too much neck”

I'm inspired by Little nightmares 2

God I have so many fic ideas. I should work on one.

…Later.