Watching an "I Expect You To Die" playthrough and was just thinking about Mafia(Fell) Sans X Spy Reader. They were sent in to gather intel and, if possible, kill the Don. Maybe they were sent in by a rival Don, maybe there was a small subsect of a human resistance group trying to force monsters back out of their town. Maybe they were a spy for hire.
Either way, they end up finding a "conflict of interest" and either
A) Distance themselves to avoid hurting the people they love, leading to Sans thinking that he hurt them, only to find them one day beaten and almost dead because the group that hired them was pissed that they weren't getting further intel even though they were paying for a monthly salary. (They might've left a note coming clean and telling him that if they see him again, they'll be free from their contract and they can be together)
B) Delude themselves into thinking they can pull this off, only for it to blow up in their face when Sans finally finds out, and they're desperately trying to repair their relationship, telling him that they hadn't been told to become this attached to him, that they do love him. This could also lead to a situation similar to A, however instead it was Sans' henchmen attacking them and Reader asks them to give him a note where they apologize and promise to never put themselves in his line of sight again, but they did truly love him.
I can also imagine a mix of the two, where Reader is trying to warn Sans of the dangers ahead, and upon finding out, Sans kicks them out, telling them he wants nothing to do with them and never wants to see their face again. Cut out the last part because if I turn this into a fic, I don't want to spoil you guys.
I redid the parkour boys designs! I’m really proud of them.
I’m especially proud of Evbo’s. I think the yellows and greens really complimented each other. I had the idea for swirls in his coat pattern and couldn’t resist, though I did have to remove one on his back to avoid his design looking cluttered.
I also made him look very small both via proportions and by making him visibly skinny. I think he’s a little smaller than the average parkour pro. If you saw my earlier post, you’d know that I think he gains a fair bit of weight after the first movie.
EMF on the other hand was meant to be big. Imposing and solid. His base was originally a much darker gray but I kept it like this. So you could draw him as a ghost tabby if you want. I like how his pelt has a drippy oozy look to it as well as the smoke tail.
Btw I am moving all non Undertale content to @axelsapothecary ! Currently I am talking about Mouthwashing, so beware spoilers, but you can bring up anything about WCPKCiv if you want!
…Should the AU be called ParkourClan?
Well I’m trying but I have zero clue how to make music. Give me however long it takes to learn how music theory works and I’ll get back to you.
If nascent is puppy music, do you have anything that you might consider kitty music?
Day 5; Character(s) I Relate to!
As you can see, I am mentally unwell/lh
Tw self harm scars
(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
more deltarune sansnomaly cuz its feeding the ideas a lot
bonus:
I personally choose to believe that UF Papyrus, US Sans, and SF/FS Sans are the MESSIEST BITCHES EVER.
Like I have absolutely nothing to back this up but if I were to make a tier list from "quietly listens in on an argument" to "goes to parties/weddings that they KNOW will have drama and regularly keeps up with who disowned who", it'd be something like;
UF Papyrus SF Sans US Sans
I almost put UT Papyrus but I feel like it'd be highly circumstantial because they'd need to have wronged him for him to want to learn any dirt on them and it'd be very surface level. However imo Blue LIVES for the drama.
Blue <- has and will ask you for all of the workplace drama whenever you have time.
He's mature about it, but he will ask questions like "I saw that coworker you've been complaining about recently. Looked like she was in a bad mood" to try and prompt you into talking about them.
SF Sans mostly doesn't care, or at least pretends to. In all actuality he is listening in on your conversations with Blue trying to glean what happened. Please project your voice, he wants to hear but cannot let y'all know he likes drama.
UF Papyrus isn't so much "Messy" as he is petty. Like, him and SF Sans exist in a state of "Wrong him once and he's going to pull every string he has to to find every piece of dirty laundry possible and hint at it just enough to break you." Might ask you for details if you know them/ someone who knows them, but both him and SF Sans see less reason to do so if they have no dog in the race.
I had to reread this 3 times before I understood what I was reading
glaze/nightshade users when the diffusion engine developers resize their artwork from 3000x3000 to 700x700 before putting it into the techno nightmare sawmill:
What's your blog about
everything I enjoy and whatever goes through my mind
My curly hair could never. Instant tangles.
Do our long and/or thick-haired players have to be worried?
Because all I can think about (and this has been on my mind for a while) is Sans stroking through your hair
Only for it to get tangled in his phalanges
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THE THOUGHT MAKES ME WHEEZE SO MUCH
I can't draw any of my silly ideas but this is one I would love to see on paper