Dude, okay so—
Today, I was hit with the sudden craving for Togo’s (sandwich place) and I was like “wait, I had a sandwich yesterday, so half is probably still in the fridge.” I look in the fridge, and it’s gone—meaning my mom ate my Togo’s sandwich yesterday. I was sad, but I ordered another during the afternoon. I made a joke about it during dinner, knowing that my mom ate it, and my Dad wouldn’t have (because he doesn’t like it, and won’t eat other peoples food). And what do I come to find at 11:45 but my mom EATING THE REST OF THE SANDWICH THAT I ORDERED TODAY.
Please, im trying to help show them that they deserve to live and be happy.
aasimar character idea: they dont physically exhibit any angelic traits, but whenever they’re stationary (standing, sitting, lying down, etc) there is always something coincidentally behind them that looks like wings (light, paint, graffiti, fabric wrinkles, a bird, etc)
jesus fucking christ look at all these fragile pieces of shit who can’t watch a movie with women and poc in them I'm💀💀💀
A/N: Requests from @winged-time-criminal and anon. Thor1!Loki coming your way! :3
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Crowley: Hey I wonder what would happen if my plants could talk
Crowley: *performs demonic miracle on his plants, giving them all tiny mouths*
Most of Crowley’s plants: *stay silent, too afraid of Crowley to say anything*
One plant: …………mmmmm yes keep shouting at us demon daddy yessssss tell us how much of a disappointment we are to you mmmmmmmmmmm I can’t wait until your rough, manly hands caress-
Crowley: *instantly snaps his fingers, removing the mouths*
Crowley:
Crowley:
Crowley: w-
Crowley: what the fuck
a lot of the lighting in Goncharov is absolutely stunning. I was inspired to do a study of katya during the cafe scene.
Word is Hollywood executives are mad about Elliot Page transitioning from a woman to a man…
Now they’ll have to pay him 20% more…
skyrim is incredible because its the kind of game where you can kill like five extremely high-ranking members of the empire and it changes literally nothing about the civil war going on half an hour away
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
Trading places; Mexico and Greenland swap place in the Mercator Projection.
Transmac, he/they/it, autistic af, mentally illin I do art and write shit My a03 is TheFandomHasRisen—pls check it out
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