Not 2 Exaggerate But The Good Place’s thesis Of “if The Modern Pressures Of Life Were Removed, We

I quickly did this venn diagram to prove a point to my friends - feel free to add / alter anything lmao

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just wanting to prove a quick point here. reblog if you believe loki is a complex, well-developed, three-dimensional character who didn’t deserve to be killed in the first 5 minutes of the movie. let’s see how many we are

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2.5k drabble celebration masterpost

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This is the masterpost of my 2.5k drabble celebration. My followers got to choose a type of content, a realm and a prompt and I would mix the three to create a short drabble for them. Well, here is the list. There aren’t summaries for these, the prompt with the realm is the summary of each drabble and also the link. Possible warnings are placed behind every link.

Fluffy drabbles

“You are bleeding all over my carpet.” - Midgard

“But you know what? Fuck you, that’s what.” - Midgard

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Sakaar

Angsty drabbles

“Remind me to kill you, please.” - Unknown

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!.” - Midgard

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” - Asgard

“You’re going to regret that.” - Midgard - Dark!Loki

Dark drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Asgard - torture, evil Loki and death

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”  - Space

“I can take care of myself just fine.” - Sakaar

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Jotunheim

“Is this all I’m really good for?” - Jotunheim - Dark!Loki, mentions of non-con, really mean Loki!

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.” - Jotunheim

Whump Drabbles

“You are worth less than dirt to me.” - Muspelheim - Torture, Victim!Loki

Smutty drabbles

“You’re in trouble now” - Unknown

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Asgard - dom!Loki

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” - Sakaar

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” - Sakaar

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Midgard

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” - Whatever I wanted - sub!Loki

“Did you just hiss at me?” - Jotunheim - Dom!Loki, Dark!Loki

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Unknown

“Don’t touch what is not yours.” - Midgard

“you’re really going to make me beg for it aren’t you?” - Midgard

“Get on your knees.” - Jotunheim - rough and blood-play

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” - Sakaar

“You dare come here and demand such a thing?” - Midgard

“Well, if you could just be HONEST with me then we wouldn’t be there.” - Sakaar

“You’re in trouble now” - Jotunheim

Dub-con/non-con drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Muspelheim - Dub-con

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Asgard - Dub-con/non-con

“Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit” - Asgard - Non-con

“You work for me. You are my slave.” - Midgard - Dub-con and Non-con

Mix of multiple types drabbles

“Don’t touch what is not yours,” - Space - Fluff, dark, angst and smut

“what doesn’t kill you will likely try again.” - Sakaar - Fighting 

I…I read this wrong. I read it with the song “your heart is a muscle, the size of your first, keep on moving, keep on fighting, and hold on, and hold on…hold on for your life.”

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

Bro same.

Remus: *interacts with people*

Remus: *has to take a five hour nap*

50 cliché tropes and prompts

It’s my first prompt list! Thank you to my followers for helping. Credit not needed but please don’t repost. Feel free to link back to the list! These may be cliche but I love them.

There’s people chasing us and I pulled you into the alley with me and wow you’re close

Your shirt/jumper was in the laundry pile and I couldn’t help but steal it

I’m dying and I’m confessing my love for you

Kissing in the rain and getting soaked before running inside laughing

Playing with their hair while their head’s in your lap.

Jolting awake after a nightmare and being comforted

“Good morning, beautiful/handsome”

Hands brushing unexpectedly

There’s only one bed and we sleep as far away as possible from each other but wake up cuddling

You confessed your feelings and we’re about to kiss but we get interrupted

Secret relationship

We dated in high school but then you moved away but now you’re back in town

Both going to grab the same thing and touching hands, then making eye contact.

We’re roommates but we’re falling for each other

Drunkenly confessing feelings

I need a date for this wedding

“I think I’m in love with you.”

Fake dating AU

Blurting out a confession of love

You’re in a coma and I confess all my feelings only for you to wake up

Blind date set up by friends

You’re my new bodyguard and you’re cute.

“Just tell why you did it!” “Because I’m in love with you, okay!”

You’re my ex but I think I still have feelings for you

Wrapping arms around them when they make breakfast

Cuddling in comfortable silence before murmuring “I love you”

Help me I’m being hit on at a bar please be my fake boyfriend for a second

We literally ran into each other

You’re leaving for something dangerous and I can’t help but kiss you

Painting the house that ends in a paint fight and giggles

“You’ve got something on your lip, here let me.”

A soft smile before leaning in for a kiss

Everyone thinks I should stay away from you because you’re dangerous

Spin the bottle

“Do you trust me?”

Friends with benefits and both people catching feelings.

We’re dating and I didn’t know you were a mobster/biker

Everyone thinks we’re already dating, but we’re just best friends- oh wait

Having a bad day and the other noticing

“You saved my life.”

Overhearing they have feelings for you

I’m going to save you from the terrible date you’re having

Taking care of the other when sick or injured

I’m your new neighbour and I got locked out, help!

You took a bullet for me

Argument leading to kissing/sex

“I’ve been in love with you for years.”

I called you at 2am because I need you

You caught me doing something dangerous and flipped out 

I’m scared but won’t admit it so you take my hand 

Reblogging this because, while I’m a fucking twig, I am also an afab autistic—who has 8 doctors (13 if you include the specialists/surgeons I don’t see anymore). Knowing how to speak to doctors is so important; I started seeing a neurologist when I was 7 (I get migraines and have multiple ‘risk factors’ for them, so there isn’t really one true cause), so I grew up with peds (pediatricians), as any child would, but my visits to the doctor were far more frequent than most.

Pro tip I can give for pm anyone: look. Up. Your. Condition. Even if it’s something you think you have (i.e: not diagnosed), look it up, because when you start pulling out terminology that doctors know—so you’re meaning them on their level instead of vis versa—they tend to take you a bit more seriously.

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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i like this trait!

two perks i made about me and my bff under the cut