If You Ask Rick Astley For A DVD Of The Movie Up, He Won’t Give It To You Because He’s Never Gonna

If you ask Rick Astley for a DVD of the movie Up, he won’t give it to you because he’s never gonna give you Up. However, by not giving you Up like you asked for it, he’s letting you down. This is known as the Astley paradox.

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3 years ago
A+ Example Of How The Media Manipulates People For Clicks And Anger Engagement.
A+ Example Of How The Media Manipulates People For Clicks And Anger Engagement.

A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

2 years ago
Absolutely Going To Count This As One Of The Top 100 Funniest Images I Have Ever Seen

Absolutely going to count this as one of the top 100 funniest images I have ever seen

4 years ago
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3 years ago

Peter: WAIT! PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY LAPTOP!

Erik: Why?

Peter: I'm... an adult. And I do... adult things on there...

Charles: I see... No need to be ashamed. That’s a basic physical need for kids of your age.

Erik:

Charles: Erik, don’t snoop around. You are violating your child’s privacy.

Erik, not listening: This is a buzzfeed quiz?

Peter: *forcefully shutting laptop* WHICH DISNEY PRINCESS I AM IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

4 years ago

Me: *scrolls and sees a Rape/Non-Con tagged fanfic.*

Me: *scrolls And Sees A Rape/Non-Con Tagged Fanfic.*
4 years ago

Not cis, but I will reblog

Seeing terfs demonizing Elliot Page coming out and saying "we lost a lesbian" is an important reminder that terfs target trans men with their rhetoric too. They don't exclude one group in specific when it comes to trans people, they legitimately think being trans is a danger to everyone involved.

Cis lgbt are encouraged to reblog this.

3 years ago
Notetaking

Notetaking

Sound Note - take notes while you record audio

Evernote - notetaking that syncs across platforms

Paper 53 - minimal notetaking that syncs

Microsoft OneNote - collaboration and syncing, best for Office users

Google Keep - jot things down, best for Google suite users

Notability - take notes and annotate PDFs

Mindly - create mind maps

Day One - a digital journal

Flash Cards

Quizlet - the quintessential flash card app

StudyBlue - another commonly used app

Cram - best for its “cram mode”

Eidetic - uses spaced repetition for effective memorization

Planner 

My Study Life - schedules, tasks, reminders, and more

StudyCal - keeps track of tasks, exams, and grades

24me - automated reminders and event planning

iStudiez - schedule and prioritized task list

Google Calendar - a calendar, best for Google users

Glass Planner - a calendar and to do list with incredible functionality

To Do List

Clear - organized to-do and reminders

MinimaList - simple to-do and focus timer

Trello - collaborative project organizer

Todoist - clean and functional task manager

Default notes app on your phone

Time Management

Forest - plant trees by staying focused

Pomotodo - pomodoro timer with to-do list

Timeglass - custom timers

Tide - pomodoro with white noise

Alarmy - forces you out of bed 

Pillow - smart alarm that tracks sleep cycles

Productivity

Workflow - automate tasks

Habitica - turn your habits into an RPG

Continuo - simple, colorful activity tracking

Freedom - block distracting apps

Free Learning

Coursera - free MOOCs

TED - listen to Ted Talks

Duolingo - language learning

Memrise - spaced repetition language vocabulary

Khan Academy - free video lessons

Ambient Noise

8tracks - curated playlists

Spotify - online music streaming

Coffitivity - cafe ambience

Noisli - background sound generator

Rain Rain - rain sounds

Binaural - binaural beats

Health

Rockin Ramen - recipes based on ramen

MealBoard - meal planning

Lifesum - healthy eating

Stop Breath And Think - mindfulness meditation

Pacifica - mental health management

Sworkit - personalized video workouts

Waterlogged - hydration tracker

Reference

WolframAlpha - Google on steroids

Oxford Dictionary - all of English at your fingertips

RefMe - citation generator

PhotoMath - solve math problems by taking a photo

Mathway - step by step math help

Desmos - free graphing calculator

Wikipedia - not the best source, but it’s handy

Miscellaneous 

Companion - stay safe when walking alone

Mint - money management

Toshl - finance manager

Tiny Scanner - scan documents

4 years ago

2.5k drabble celebration masterpost

Requests are closed.

This is the masterpost of my 2.5k drabble celebration. My followers got to choose a type of content, a realm and a prompt and I would mix the three to create a short drabble for them. Well, here is the list. There aren’t summaries for these, the prompt with the realm is the summary of each drabble and also the link. Possible warnings are placed behind every link.

Fluffy drabbles

“You are bleeding all over my carpet.” - Midgard

“But you know what? Fuck you, that’s what.” - Midgard

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Sakaar

Angsty drabbles

“Remind me to kill you, please.” - Unknown

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!.” - Midgard

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” - Asgard

“You’re going to regret that.” - Midgard - Dark!Loki

Dark drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Asgard - torture, evil Loki and death

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”  - Space

“I can take care of myself just fine.” - Sakaar

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Jotunheim

“Is this all I’m really good for?” - Jotunheim - Dark!Loki, mentions of non-con, really mean Loki!

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.” - Jotunheim

Whump Drabbles

“You are worth less than dirt to me.” - Muspelheim - Torture, Victim!Loki

Smutty drabbles

“You’re in trouble now” - Unknown

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Asgard - dom!Loki

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” - Sakaar

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” - Sakaar

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Midgard

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” - Whatever I wanted - sub!Loki

“Did you just hiss at me?” - Jotunheim - Dom!Loki, Dark!Loki

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Unknown

“Don’t touch what is not yours.” - Midgard

“you’re really going to make me beg for it aren’t you?” - Midgard

“Get on your knees.” - Jotunheim - rough and blood-play

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” - Sakaar

“You dare come here and demand such a thing?” - Midgard

“Well, if you could just be HONEST with me then we wouldn’t be there.” - Sakaar

“You’re in trouble now” - Jotunheim

Dub-con/non-con drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Muspelheim - Dub-con

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Asgard - Dub-con/non-con

“Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit” - Asgard - Non-con

“You work for me. You are my slave.” - Midgard - Dub-con and Non-con

Mix of multiple types drabbles

“Don’t touch what is not yours,” - Space - Fluff, dark, angst and smut

“what doesn’t kill you will likely try again.” - Sakaar - Fighting 

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