Being A Teenager With Mutuals Who Are In Their Twenties Is So Funny. What Up Grandpa Nice Reblog

I’ve been such a hipster about this but I’ve finally gotten around to listening to the audiobook version of ASOIAF & as of the 2nd book it’s pretty awesome? Try & guess who these ppl. are supposed to be & I’ll draw you a nice rock or something

no daeron in season 2...

me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good

one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?

me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point

my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious

henry: nē ic wile nāt

i offer: 6”6 Vaegon wide as a house and king j SEETHING about it cause Vaegon lumbered around hunched over in his ankle baring citadel robes refusing to train cause fighting is cringe his family is cringe and fighting for his family impossibly cringe

o vhagar valyrian god of war the targaryens you put on this continent to light smallfolk on fire, kill each other, and go to war trying and failing to conquer dorne won’t get out of the library😔🙏

once again who give a shit about targaryens. fuck team green fuck team black. I’ve never met anyone named aegon ii in my life. I don’t know who rhaenyra is. this episode is for feastpilled riverchads, bisexual goth girls, horse losers, those stuck in the freudian nightmare sequence maze outside the god’s eye, harrenhal curse bearers, and muppets💯💯💯

me: why u care so much ma i’m 21 let me live 

mutha: it’s disrespectful 

me: not wearing a bra is disrespectful to who 

mutha: in general 

me: and…? i don’t kno who that is 

mutha: 💥🔫 

me: 😬 

andrea dworkin: (phases into the frame and freezes the scene) women remain further shackled to the chains of patriarchal warfare by projecting their abject fear of male judgement onto their fellow women who dare to resist

watch me start twilight posting on here i’m so serious

probably cold take: gendry should have been thirteen at the start of AGOT instead of sixteen

spirited away, by hayao miyazaki / a dance with dragons & the winds of winter, by george r.r. martin