I Offer: 6”6 Vaegon Wide As A House And King J SEETHING About It Cause Vaegon Lumbered Around Hunched

modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!

TWOW except it’s Aegon and Tyene trying to teach Myrcella how to smoke a blunt

I’m gonna be offline for like the next three months (getting help for my agoraphobia yay) but that means I might not be able to watch hotd and i DEFINITELY won’t be able to go on tumblr and this is an actual tragedy. I need to hear you guys say insane things about the incest show it’s good for me I love it

happy if i look back i am lost sunday from snoopy

my world-class italian renaissance professor decided we weren’t going to do class today he was just going to have us watch him heckle an episode of the borgias i love academia let’s do this forever

me and the tumblr mutuals running away to join a convent and wife ourselves to the lord and live an ascetic life in an attempt to find true purpose and holiness only to end up spiraling and craving human connection that is tangible and real to the point that the feeling of another novitiate’s touch leaves us completely turned upside down confused about what desire really is and unable to tell the difference between love lust and loneliness (and the secret fourth L: lesbianism)

Thoughts on Daenys claiming balerion?

do you think in his old age when balerion took aerea to the doom he thought the little girl climbing onto his back was daenys finally come to take them back home

Princess Shireen Baratheon

all these podcasts and think pieces about the epidemic of lonely men… baby that’s called natural selection