me, shaking and nauseous: i don’t feel that good
one of my medieval peasant hallucinations keeping me company: mæg ic forleten cwycgan ænne fulle mete?
me: henry i don’t think i’d be able to keep it down at this point
my other medieval peasant hallucination: henry you know how to speak modern english. stop being pretentious
henry: nē ic wile nāt
Why do you like catelyn so much? She's well written but she's not likeable at ALL
you will not survive the winter.
My hot take is that the Tullys have a hereditary Crazy Gene it’s not just Lysa who has it all of these bitches are a little bit ill. Edmure in like the guy who just b doing shit and not thinking about the repercussions way, a subdued Hunter Biden if you will. Cat also crazy like Arya had to get the bloodlust and revenge seeking from somewhere and it was NOT Ned I stand by this. Blackfish seems normal but the gay bachelor uncle always has some weird shit going on.
listening to f&b on 1.7 speed but it’s literally so boring. give me baela targaryen’s diary i want to know what’s up with her
Rhaena and Morning after returning to king's landing 💓
watch me start twilight posting on here i’m so serious
Hmmmm CatBrienne fic where Brienne is trying to fix unfixable worst boyfriend in the world Jamie after he runs over bran with his car and Cat sees them in court and tries to claw his eyes out but Brienne is like wait no I can change him. And then two months later that somehow spirals into lesbian car sex outside the Stark house while Ned is sleeping and Jamie is fucking his sister or something back at the therapeutic spa retreat Tywin paid for like Logan did to Kendall in succession (and yeah he’s still dating Brienne) 🫶
this is so insane so of course i love it god we truly are soul sisters... im very influenced by this one danycat older woman much younger gf smut fic and god i know catbrienne could get so weird. catholic cat and brienne who never fit in.... i dont think cat would cheat though i think she and ned have a swingers agreement LMFAO
Foundational texts
once again who give a shit about targaryens. fuck team green fuck team black. I’ve never met anyone named aegon ii in my life. I don’t know who rhaenyra is. this episode is for feastpilled riverchads, bisexual goth girls, horse losers, those stuck in the freudian nightmare sequence maze outside the god’s eye, harrenhal curse bearers, and muppets💯💯💯
modern westeros discourse. instead of sapphic they say 'friend of rhaena' in reference to famous historical lesbian rhaena targaryen (and her many 'friends') but its problematic because Was rhaena an evil imperialist for being a targ princess? Was it ethical for her to turn her husband into dragon kibble? and if you call yourself rhaenic should you delete your blog and kill yourself? sansa is deep in the discourse (she's pro-rhaenic)