Pinned Post Cuz They Made Me Do It

I got possessed and now this exists.

Isabeau: "it's a full moon, you need to run!"

Siffrin: "what?? Why??"

Isabeau: "I turn into a beast when it's a full moon, GO!!"

Siffrin backs up slowly...and Isabeau dramatically clutches his head, dropping to his knees .... Before finally looking up at Siffrin then saying

Isabeau: "hello everybody my name is Markiplier"

You can form a casual insult towards anyone from anywhere in the world with the simple formula of:

"Your [family member] eats [local traditional food] with [controversial sauce/utensil]."

ok here's what i was cooking, had to compromise on the thing being pointed at since two things won (original under cut)

playing through act 5 but smhing my head all the way through until siff tells them their wish in public so that everyone knows i don't approve of them telling their family off and fighting the king alone

would perfectly fit in cis and het tbh

loop but their chest star thing is a cross instead, i havent really developed this joke further than that. would someone be crucified on it? would it be like one of those catholic sonic fan art?

(going much further) the group goes a quarter/third of the way across the world and immediately get gunned down in the streets of whatever this country is after taking 10 steps out the door of the airport they landed in

it'd be real funny if siffrin broke out of the timeloops and vaugarde got back to operating on normal, not constantly-rewinding time and then. like. the crew's all like "haha well let's go globetrotting!" and they leave vaugarde and it turns out that the rest of the world is like ten years in the future and has transitioned into the industrial steam era while the loops were happening

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

(being asked by my wife if my pet snake wants hotdogs) my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

assuming everyone obeys the order correctly, it should be/approach 100%

headcanons? how? i thought 20mm cannons were too heavy to fire unmounted, but mounting it to the head? i think you're gonna break your neck doing that, before you even fire off a shot