Ok Here's What I Was Cooking, Had To Compromise On The Thing Being Pointed At Since Two Things Won (original

ok what about the rest tho

my hips would lie to you

loop drops a king diss verse on a kdot song, about 2 weeks later everyone's dogging on him even harder than before

hey wait a minute, did LUCA from worldless's name come from LUCA from biology? if so, this may imply everything is at least distantly* related to it and eachother

(you're in a frolicking competition and it's a close match, the judges and the judges they hired are sweating broadsides just trying to come up with a conclusion)

better be careful standing next to yourself, a plane might hit one of you's hat and then another hits the other's hat

Is the seduction hat™ working?

"oh hey, wonder what's anuken cooki- WHAT THE ACTUAL-"

anyone else read/watch smth and immediately thinking of smth else in the exact opposite direction to "compensate"? can't remember exactly what i was thinking the first time i was watching md and reading basically any remotely romantic/fluffy* fanfic but it was probably something that would make an american proud, and more recently, anything hdg-related and a little while after i'd be thinking about how a nuclear grenade launcher would work... for some reason (idea's been there for a while already, just been thinking more abt it now)

EEE-XIT LIIIGHT! [angrily pointing at the door and staring into a lamp's soul]

ok but which pastime is which category then?

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

the "put baby in pelican mouth" meme is NOT funny pelicans really do eat children. i know because it happened to a mutual of mine.