(being Asked By My Wife If My Pet Snake Wants Hotdogs) My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns,

lmao no eat this regular missile instead 💥

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

just got real close to the end of bug fables, time to do every single side quest available THEN end the game

(not anon here) okay but ten thousand rats is quite a bit larger than 3 bears, if both were trying to kill eachother the sheer amount of rat bites might stun the bears with pain, then it's free game for the rats. Also bears (and most animals for that matter) are made for 1v1ing other animals, not 1v3,333ing rats, so a lot of rats may die but they'll win eventually

three grizzly bears, ten thousand rats

Hold on now I’m curious

Also your names valid.

pov: saint's gonna ascend you in gm_construct

guess who wins here

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

You can form a casual insult towards anyone from anywhere in the world with the simple formula of:

"Your [family member] eats [local traditional food] with [controversial sauce/utensil]."

underrated game reference in bio (nothing else to say, nothing to say here at all ngl)

random color palette loop! (okay I regenerated it at least 10 times thats not important /silly) [palette that i used is under the cut!!!]

the website is called coolors!

ok what about the rest tho

my hips would lie to you

he may be stupid,