Egga

(being asked by my wife if my pet snake wants hotdogs) my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

ok but which pastime is which category then?

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

(not anon here) okay but ten thousand rats is quite a bit larger than 3 bears, if both were trying to kill eachother the sheer amount of rat bites might stun the bears with pain, then it's free game for the rats. Also bears (and most animals for that matter) are made for 1v1ing other animals, not 1v3,333ing rats, so a lot of rats may die but they'll win eventually

three grizzly bears, ten thousand rats

Hold on now I’m curious

Also your names valid.

ight i'm out see yall next year

hello everybody, 257 here, this year's gonna be a year, according to a professional year expert

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underrated game reference in bio (nothing else to say, nothing to say here at all ngl)

💚💚🤍🩶🖤

inshallah he will rot in hell for the grave crime of impersonation, not even god himself could forgive such a heinous criminal

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

I got possessed and now this exists.

Isabeau: "it's a full moon, you need to run!"

Siffrin: "what?? Why??"

Isabeau: "I turn into a beast when it's a full moon, GO!!"

Siffrin backs up slowly...and Isabeau dramatically clutches his head, dropping to his knees .... Before finally looking up at Siffrin then saying

Isabeau: "hello everybody my name is Markiplier"