(not Anon Here) Okay But Ten Thousand Rats Is Quite A Bit Larger Than 3 Bears, If Both Were Trying To

lmao get rekt

WHO STOLE MY SHOES. THEYRE GONE. WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM. HELP ME

yeah the rest of the body, the hips may lie but what about the rest of the body?

my hips would lie to you

the scunthorpe problem strikes again

WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

inshallah he will rot in hell for the grave crime of impersonation, not even god himself could forgive such a heinous criminal

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

ok but which pastime is which category then?

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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edit: added an extra doodle

anyone else read/watch smth and immediately thinking of smth else in the exact opposite direction to "compensate"? can't remember exactly what i was thinking the first time i was watching md and reading basically any remotely romantic/fluffy* fanfic but it was probably something that would make an american proud, and more recently, anything hdg-related and a little while after i'd be thinking about how a nuclear grenade launcher would work... for some reason (idea's been there for a while already, just been thinking more abt it now)

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

now usually im ballin but ts got me bawlin ong