Hi I'm Back Now Yall What Went Down While I Was Out

when in more doubt, you already know

you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️

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the EVIDENCE has become SOLID ENOUGH. auuuuuughhhh. Cake direct date -> launch title for switch 2.

LEGAL RIGHTS UPDATED, FAMILY SHARING AND CLOUD TAG ADDED.

anti-green gonna be hell to deal with, imagine 5 cyans ganging up on you like yellows

took some requests for lizard hybrids in some servers. all of them are friend shaped

(not anon here) okay but ten thousand rats is quite a bit larger than 3 bears, if both were trying to kill eachother the sheer amount of rat bites might stun the bears with pain, then it's free game for the rats. Also bears (and most animals for that matter) are made for 1v1ing other animals, not 1v3,333ing rats, so a lot of rats may die but they'll win eventually

three grizzly bears, ten thousand rats

Hold on now I’m curious

Also your names valid.

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

loop drops a king diss verse on a kdot song, about 2 weeks later everyone's dogging on him even harder than before

playing through act 5 but smhing my head all the way through until siff tells them their wish in public so that everyone knows i don't approve of them telling their family off and fighting the king alone

IS THAT STEVE MINECRAFT???

hello everybody, 8 here (oysters, crab, shrimp, pork, ham, bacon, mushrooms, and raisins)