Hello Everybody, 8 Here (oysters, Crab, Shrimp, Pork, Ham, Bacon, Mushrooms, And Raisins)

lmao get rekt

WHO STOLE MY SHOES. THEYRE GONE. WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM. HELP ME

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

ok what about the rest tho

my hips would lie to you

scissors cuts you down and occasionally runs you through, rock just bludgeons you to death, and paper strangles you to death

time slows you down so much you might as well be frozen, healing undoes the first three + next (duh) and neutral (if that even exists) is just however your weapon is supposed to be used without any craft use (slash, stab, punch, bore/bludgeon and bludgeon/fry respectively for the party)

thinking about the physical effects of types of craft damage. scissors and rock are obvious, slicing and bludgeoning, but what’s paper?

but really, paper can be obvious too, if you just look at its role in rock paper scissors: it grabs. it envelops. it squeezes and strangles!

just got real close to the end of bug fables, time to do every single side quest available THEN end the game

*gets all my body parts ripped off and replaced with those from a corpse by two demons* huh, do i have a body now? if so, is it still mine?

the scunthorpe problem strikes again

WHY ARE YOU MARKED RED ON SHINIGAMI, WTF DID U DO

i cant even post moths anymore. because of woke

creator has a visual novel franchise spanning several games and a double digit number of characters where every single story gets ONLY happy endings, then drops an FPS featuring every single one that approaches spec ops: the line in how dark it is. this FPS is canon and now in every future release everyone has PTSD from the war

vn creator who releases a multiplayer fps featuring their characters for April Fools day

underrated game reference in bio (nothing else to say, nothing to say here at all ngl)