He's Just- Not Good... Bad At His Job. So Go Find Someone Else

How to make a good music no glue no borax beginner friendly

whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me

Change that hand to plastic♥️

.. stole one from the Stranger?

…stole what?

@askmichaeldistortion @askhelenrichardson

Michael: Mansplain, Manipulate, Manwhore

Helen: Gatekeep, Gaslight, Girlboss

You hear some knock! A mysterious yellow door suddenly appear and a tall man pop out it's head just to see you!

Oh! What a surprise

I'M SCARED

I want you to look at this again

I believe I've made something a year ago so i decided to share my meals

Mr. Bonzo isn't even handsome brah I only like the theme song

The Distortion is unpredictable, yes, but NOT THIS UNPREDICTABLE...

MOOOOMMMMMM THE DISTORTION (Michael) IS PREGNANT!!!!!

... ..c ca nn hhe ev ve nn ddo thh at ? ??

Iya