I Believe I've Made Something A Year Ago So I Decided To Share My Meals

How did you know i also eat plastics once

Do you have any glass i can eat

,,,no? Don’t eat glass

just leave me here / i’ll be fine

Gosh I feel over reacting for keep on reporting sprunki lives in YouTube JUST because they put sprunki GF (and maybe some other character) withh big boob and thin bra

So... Basically @gerry-stortion ?

what happens when you put a Keay through the door?

spiral gerry, anyone? just me?

alternate version:

Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find someone better :')

Hey it's okay at least you and the Director have talked :) (let's both be a simp /joke don't jump on me)

i was extremely lucky in that regard, that they even paid any attention to me..

Where is the door I'm waiting

I'm tired of this world can you eat me

Sure! Just open a yellow door.

OK I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE FUCK IT

I GOT A HAIRCUT AND I FEEL SO FUCKING MASCULINE AND I LOVE IT AND THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I WAS BOUNCING ALL DAY AND THE WORLD MUST KNOW.

HUH.

Die

Shelley did.

Jon in Gerarchivist au already confesses his feeling to Martin bc Anon keep bullying them being together lmao

To tide people over while I do paperwork and graphs and shit for my current work project:

Rating Jons Across the Multiverse

6: the Jon who works for @gerry-the-archivist. He's a wet blanket. Last I checked, stubbornly not interested in Martin. Jon if you're reading this, DATE HIM. HE IS YOUR SOULMATE. IGNORE THE HATERS AND DATE THAT ADORABLE DEPRESSED MAN WHOS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR FOR YOU. God.

5: @archivist-dville-au. Is an ass, especially to curious folks like us. But has more personality than the above Jon, so has a higher ranking.

4: the one in the same universe as @archivist-shelley. My Wyrm spies say crispy fried Jon Distortion tastes good, but it got kinda spiraled in the process.

3🥉: @the-archivist-tma. Pretty standard archivist Jon. Can be a bit of a prick, but means well.

2🥈: Jonny D'ville. Funny asshole. Good music. Seemingly immortal. What else to say?

1🥇: @jonnywaistcoat. The og. Funny guy. Good singer. Amazing horror author. Also feels unfair to put a character based on his work above him.

I shall now return to celebrating my birthday by drinking! (God I love UK drinking laws)