House grew up in a household where “if you were two minutes late for dinner, you didn’t eat.” It follows there would have been other rules surrounding food, likely things like “this is what’s for dinner, eat it or you don’t eat” and “you have to finish what’s on your plate.”
I feel like this would be a possible explanation for why he steals Wilson’s food so often.
House is conditioned to eat whatever is on his plate and finish it. House is smart guy though, and would likely find work arounds to his own issues/behaviours, ie: if it’s not on HIS plate the rules don’t apply.
It would explain why House sometimes eats off Wilson’s plate and sometimes gets his own. If House likes what’s available in the cafeteria and feels he can finish a portion of it he makes Wilson buy him lunch.
However, if he is unsure if he likes what’s available he’ll eat off Wilson’s plate and if he doesn’t like it it’s okay because it isn’t his meal, there is no pressure to eat more.
Same goes for if House isn’t particularly hungry but recognizes he should eat something (could be lots of reasons for this but gotta throw in my personal headcanon of autistic House having poor interoception so he doesn’t always feel hunger, thirst etc but will sometimes go “I haven’t eaten in a while, I probably should.”) and so he tries a bite of Wilson’s food and if he likes it, he steals half. The small portion is more manageable when he is experiencing low appetite and is less stressful to need to finish.
In ho: *smirking* I heard people are shipping us.
Gi hun: *terrified* TO WHERE???
Have you ever looked at the ANBU tattoo and seen a hand holding a flame? ANBU, the hand, carrying the flame, Konoha?
Or is it just me?
Protecting the flame from the shadows.
percy isnt stupid or unobservant he just assumes the best of people until proven otherwise
thalia: i can cause lightning
percy: so can i
thalia: okay yeah but only when you’re creating big storms, and you can’t direct it
percy: it’s still lightning
thalia:
thalia: i can cause brutal winds
percy: so can i. with storms.
thalia: i can make heavy rain
percy: so can my storms—
thalia: and thunder!
percy: you can see where i’m going with this, right?
thalia, glaring at him: fuck off, percy
percy: okay. should i take my storms full of rain, wind, thunder, and lightning with me?
thalia, rolling her eyes: i really don’t know how annabeth deals with you
percy: she likes storms
Tony: Pep and I are thinking of having a third kid. What do you think?
Peter: Third?? Who’s the second?
Tony: Morgan??
Peter: Then who’s the first??
Tony:
Tony: You!!
"Someone's coming up the elevator, sir."
Zeus: "who?"
"We're detecting high levels of sass, sir."
Zeus: *slams fist on table* JACKSON!
Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids
-Weirdly good instincts
-They only see the bat and kids at night
-Hasn’t died
-If they have died, they came back within the year
-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally
-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)
-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)
-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts
-Somehow none of them age
-All of them are friends with a super
Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.
Real
words cannot describe the joy you feel when you finally find the fic you've been looking for for the past weeks
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