Experience Tumblr like never before
Would anyone be interested in some House x reader x Wilson content??? I fear they're eating at my brain. House is whispering devious things through my ear and Wilson is doing nothing to stop him smh
house episode where a new male fellow has the hots for house kinda like cameron did. young and attractive like his fellows usually are. everyone and their mom knows. it gives house endless material for elaborate gay jokes, but he doesn't think the fellow is serious about it. until it's been a while and the fellow doesn't stop. house tells him he's straight, albeit flattered, in his own way. the fellow is genuinely surprised to hear that. this sends house into kind of a crisis about his possible bisexuality. wilson is incredibly interested in house's admirer and when house realizes he does actually like men, wilson is capital J jealous of the fellow. they go out once and make out a bit. wilson starts thinking he's homophobic for being unsupportive of this development, now that there's actually a possibility of house getting with this guy. house is joking when he pesters wilson about being jealous and wanting house to himself and then wilson stupidly does that stupid Oh face and his big brown eyes widen in realization. this is never discussed again
Lil doodle I did yesterday :3
Okay but the scene (in S6 E9) where Cuddy gives House the wrong address for her thanksgiving dinner ON PURPOSE actually makes me so sad. I get that House had bad intentions but the face he makes when he shows up at the wrong address is just :(
yeah sherlock holmes is great and all, but what if he was an evil doctor that everyone wanted to fuck and also his name is greg?
I'm not trying to read into things that aren't there
BUT,
House md playing Delicate by Damien Rice at the end of s2 ep3 where its a slow pan outwards of House looking contemplative out a rainy window and Wilson looking at him with longing eyes while you hear the lines:
"We might kiss, when we are alone,
Nobody's watching, we might take it home"
not trying to overanalyze but this did in fact drive me insane and I fear I will never recover for the look in Wilsons eyes was devasting and filled with love
People see me with my cane and compare me to Viktor when they really should be comparing me to House.
I’m just as insufferable and even more mentally ill
And unlike Viktor, I don’t regret my attempts of ascending into godhood, I actually embrace my grandiose thoughts and ideas with open arms.
And more than that— the homoerotic relationship I have with my rival/partner will NEVER be gentle nor healthy
This. This was houses love confession.
Throughout the whole show there have been themes of characters reflecting their problems onto patients and talking about the patient when they're actually talking about themselves.
House - the one uncomfortable with human emotions like love - making a conversation that was heading to talking about Wilsons feelings, into a joke that is even more steered towards love and whatnot.
Maybe, house just randomly decided to make a gay joke in a very tender moment before starting a treatment that might kill his best friend, you know, a moment where you might... confess something.
Or he finally said i love you without actually having to. In this essay i will-
Ayo House MD fans I need help w something
Lowkey thinking about writing a College AU where House and Wilson are professors and I cannot for the life of me figure out what I want them to be specialized in
I don’t wanna do any STEM majors cause I don’t know shit about that so I’m thinking somewhere in the humanities but I’m struggling to pick for them
Send help, ideas, and perchance a bullet to the head idk 🤷
Sugar Pills by I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME is so Gregory House coded send post
YALL I GOTTA PUT YOU ON THIS HOUSE MD FIC CAUSE IM OBSESSED
I usually only engage with Hilson fics (which this one is not) but the plot is JUICY and the writing style is DELICIOUS and the way the narrative flows is HIGHLY CALCULATED! It only has like 123 views last time I check which is a CRIME
Anyways it’s a House MD x Dead Poets Society cross over which is all you should need to be 100% sold on it
Read it. Do it NOW. NOW!!!
Title: Thee Crossover Episode by HelioMuse
11k words, one chapter
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64685467
Still thinking about the Hilson fic I read where at one point Wilson puts his hand on House’s knee and leaves it there for awhile and House couldn’t stop thinking about it and then I read “following the knee incident (5 dead, 17 injured)” and lost my damn mind
Yes that line is very much a tumblrism but I also feel like House would think that if he was having a crisis bc ofc he’d have to hide the crisis behind dark humor
God I love (sometimes) mischaracterizing these middle aged men
Algorithms are funny to me bc I liked ONE (☝️) House MD post and suddenly my feed is flooded with them but I do my damndest to scroll quickly past every self absorbed fanfiction writer and there’s still SO MANY OF THEM on my screen I hate it here
because i am such a completely normal average not insane whatsoever house viewer i’ve dedicated the entire day the past two days to making as many of these hako puppets as i could find while i finish off the series
they can now watch with me hehehe
I cannot for the life of me finish this godforsaken animation anyways enjoy
House and wilson sketchdump perchance
so i went from black sails brainrot to further watching house md bc i found out where i stopped last time and. and there it is again. you sound exactly like him? more like you're sleeping with me
drawings from yesterday Lol!
my first reaction was 'oh! this is about house's addiction! wdym we must never stop cleaning house?' is this a sign to stop my 7th rewatch or am I too far gone? hmm
the house will never be truly clean. and yet we must never stop cleaning the house
I know house and cuddy's ship isn't exactly liked but When house said to cuddy something along the lines of: beingwith you makes me a worse doctor. It will cost lives. You are worth it.
I felt that
When being a doctor saving lives was the only thing that kept house going. Yet he gave up everything to be with Willson. Knowing that Willson will die leaving him all alone. Still he did it.
I felt that
I made myself sad again
2nd addition to Tumblr callout posts. I really need to start making a list.
a collection of hilson quotes i found