Tony: Pep and I are thinking of having a third kid. What do you think?
Peter: Third?? Who’s the second?
Tony: Morgan??
Peter: Then who’s the first??
Tony:
Tony: You!!
QUE BELA NOITE PRA SER BRASILEIRO PORRA
BRASIL NÚMERO UMMMMM
A VIDA PRESTA PRA CARALHOOOO
Q DIA BOM PRA SER BRASILEIROOO
The avengers watching a film in the tower:
Peter, seeing somebody get hit by a train on screen: ha! Been there done that- not as fun as it looks.
Tony, barely listening: uh-huh
The other avengers, all looking at peter: ..
Tony, launching off the couch: yOU WHAT?
Real
words cannot describe the joy you feel when you finally find the fic you've been looking for for the past weeks
thalia: i can cause lightning
percy: so can i
thalia: okay yeah but only when you’re creating big storms, and you can’t direct it
percy: it’s still lightning
thalia:
thalia: i can cause brutal winds
percy: so can i. with storms.
thalia: i can make heavy rain
percy: so can my storms—
thalia: and thunder!
percy: you can see where i’m going with this, right?
thalia, glaring at him: fuck off, percy
percy: okay. should i take my storms full of rain, wind, thunder, and lightning with me?
thalia, rolling her eyes: i really don’t know how annabeth deals with you
percy: she likes storms
percy isnt stupid or unobservant he just assumes the best of people until proven otherwise
For the longest time I've pretty much thought that Percy Jackson and Hermes are both my fav characters? like their both tied first place. Can't choose between them.
But then I saw a Percy Jackson anti talk shit so much shit about him... and like. it wasn't even things that Percy did wrong. Part of it was just them going "yeah Percy did all that but I don't don't he deserved a reward. I don't think he's worth anything. I don't think he's smart - he's dumb and all his plans were dumb" and boy. let me tell you. I was M A D.
This is not how I wanted to figure out that I like Percy Jackson more than Hermes. Hermes hate makes me lowkey mad but Percy Jackson hate?
It's an entirely different year (less than a month tho) and I'm still steaming M A D.
Nothing pisses me off more in this fandom than 1. people insulting Percy's intelligence (a kid with two learning disabilities) or 2. not acknowledging how much blood, sweat, tears, insomnia, time, risk etc. Percy has put into his quests and fighting the war. And to have that so casually disregarded? *exhales* yeah as you can tell I'm still fucking pissed.
but anyways, long story short: Percy Jackson is now my undisputed all time fav fictional character :)
É NOSSOOOOOOOOO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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BEST INTERNACIONAL MOVIE FOR AINDA ESTOU AQUI (AS IT SHOULD)
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