Does That Mean I'm A Dad Again?..

generational

what the fuck fo you mean we can just talk to him about this?? He's gonna fucking kick my ass out.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

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KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Eugh, don't make me think about that gross shit again. But, anyways, I'm in..

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.

oh shit.

*He looks at Val on the ground, then back up at Ez, who is now fist fighting Rick.*

Val? Val are you okay?

*He backs up and faces Val, his claws retracting. But then his face drops. He takes a long breath before looking down. A blade has passed through him, most likely puncturing his intestines. He coughs, blood now staining his shirt*

f- fuck.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

I didn't know I'd love you so much

No problem Zeta :)

U look like u need a hug 🫂

A-actually, yeah, that would be nice...

....fine. kind of odd a Rick wants to try and be "nice" though.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

i dont think anything compares to the joy of getting asks on tumblr or getting comments on ao3

its like, wow. human communication thru the internet. except it feels personal. but yknow, in a nice way, not in an invasive way

its like, you CLICKED on MY account and read thru MY posts and cared enough to leave me a personal message. smth so cute abt that